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[forhishonor]

[ welp. it's official. elliot is shit out of money. which means.... ]

alright
where do i get a blowjob in this damn city?

[ pity his finger slipped while typing it out ]

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[child_radical]

...

[child_radical]

[To troll or not to troll]

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[superbeast]

wow. is that something a fancy noble should be asking so openly?

[child_radical]

[Troll.]

Well you have to find that special lady or man who means a lot to you. Or you can just find yourself a prostitute and find one with a rate agreeable to your wallet.

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov is having far too much fun today with these typos]

Depends.

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[forhishonor]

[ always to troll!

except elliot hasn't figured out he's mistyped his question ]

[forhishonor]

[ why does his goddamned video function not work, FML ]

what are you talking about i'm not working as a prostitute!!!!!!!!

[child_radical]

But you were asking for fellatio.

[forhishonor]

what the hell is fellatio?

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[forhishonor]

are you saying i'm too high and mighty to get a job?

[forhishonor]

on what

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[ironmanic]

it's called a whorehouse. i'm sure there's one somewhere in this place.

[child_radical]

A blowjob, sloppy-top, knob polishing, sausage eating. Or if you want me to blunter than I normally am, when another person takes your penis, places it into their mouth, and sucks and licks it to the point you ejaculate.

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[forhishonor]

[ ?!?!?!!? ]

[majorcrotchgrab]

If you're good looking.

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[forhishonor]

[ it's a shame he hasn't learned how to keysmash yet ]

i'm not getting a job as a ---- that!!!

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[forhishonor]

[ ..................................................................................................................... ]

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[ironmanic]

you're the one who wanted a bj

[forhishonor]

i wasn't asking about that at all!!!!!! a job!! i was asking about a normal job! where you make money!

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[superbeast]

oh, you're offering them too? find some seedy looking people in alleyways, i hear they've got connections if you keep your options open.

[errandry]

... uh. Think you forgot a filter there.

[forhishonor]

[ ..................... ]

you can't get a job here if you're not good looking?

[child_radical]

Well prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. [Regrets = 0] Just take care to utilize proper protection for future employees.

Also you'll need a gaudy suit and a ridiculous nickname.

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[forhishonor]

what are you talking about????

[majorcrotchgrab]

Oh. You meant a normal job... What a pity.