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[forhishonor]

[ welp. it's official. elliot is shit out of money. which means.... ]

alright
where do i get a blowjob in this damn city?

[ pity his finger slipped while typing it out ]

Comments

video;

[worldofourown]

Must you, really?

~Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin, as self-neglecting.

[Translation: DIY, Elliot. Cheaper that way.]

video;

[forhishonor]

[ sob ]

what are you talking about

video;

[worldofourown]

Come now. Why so coy?

It's perfectly natural. Whoever tells you otherwise is lying.

text;

[forhishonor]

WHATS natural?

video;

[worldofourown]

A secret, my friend, best kept between you and Mrs. Palm.

video;

[forhishonor]

. . .



who the hell is mrs palm?

video; 1/2

[worldofourown]

[Asdfghjkl.]

[Is he dense, or just a troll?]

video; 2/2

[worldofourown]

[He's going to raise his hand, palm out. Then curl it into loose fist. And make a rather...graphic gesture. And smiiiiiirk.]

text; 1/?

[forhishonor]

[ definitely dense. he'll just pay close attention to his communicator while karl opens his hand and-- ]

text;

[forhishonor]

[ . . . . . ]

[forhishonor]

[ WAIT, IS HE FOR REAL?! ]

[forhishonor]

[ ag;laksdf;oiagaw;lkrea;foiawerlkasf;oawer ]

video;

[forhishonor]

[ that sound you just heard was the sound of elliot falling out of his chair and dropping his phone.

which, coincidentally, has managed to switch the video function back on. huzzah! ]

aaaand done. sorry for the spam! \8D/

[forhishonor]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?!

Claps for delicious spam xD

[worldofourown]

...

Judging by your reaction, I'd say you already know.

/o/

[forhishonor]

I don't want to know!!! Why are you even telling me this??

[worldofourown]

You're the one asking for certain 'special favors' on the Network.

I'm merely enlightening you of more cost-effective methods.

[forhishonor]

[ AUGH. so much internal crying right now ]

Well, I'm not asking for special favors or anything like that so you can just keep quiet about all that crap!

What about jobs? Do you know anything about how to get one?

[worldofourown]

Well...

[Trolltrolltroll.]

Don't mention having killed anyone. I hear that helps.

[forhishonor]

[ WHY KARL. WHY ]


Why would I say something like that?? I haven't killed anyone anyway! And if someone has killed a person, they should be in prison, not running around looking for a job!

[worldofourown]

Now now.

We all need to feed and foot ourselves. Murderers or no.

[Like Karl, for example.]

[forhishonor]

Yeah, but there are better ways of doing so! People don't deserve to die no matter what, even if they're stupid and annoying.

[worldofourown]

I disagree.

If they're stupid, they deserve an agonizing death.

[forhishonor]

[ w a t ]

oops that was a two parter

[forhishonor]

What the hell?? What kind of person are you, if you think that's right? If they're stupid, then they're stupid and you should try and fix that, but you shouldn't kill them!