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[signatures]

[ There is a photo attached of a smiley face on a section of brick. ]

I wasn't aware we had such wonderful artists in the City - or gangsters insistent on spreading joy all across the Underground. Then again, considering just the other day we had robots made out of trash cans roaming about, the prospect of happy thugs just doesn't seem so far off.

Pieces of scrap metal, however, make much better windchimes than I imagine pieces of thug would - just a hazard of a guess.

Don't correct me if I'm wrong.

Also, I know we have Cinna as our wonderful tailor in the Overground, but might anyone here repair watches?

Comments

[signatures]

Very true.

[undespairing]

Have you ever been involved? In one of those kinds of gangs, I mean.

[signatures]

No - I've always thought gangs would be a rather messy affair, to be honest. Guns and likely drugs and all that nonsense isn't quite my taste.

Besides, if you ever make anything in return, you'd have to split it up between, what, twenty plus people?

How many people do you need before you can call a group a gang?

[undespairing]

Those are good points! Though there probably aren't all that many guns involved where I'm from. Money and drugs, though, those are really popular.

I'd say three's enough, as long as they know what they're doing.

[signatures]

Where are you from?

[undespairing]

Italy!