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[nebenstimme]

[ ...and say hullo to young lady barely covered by a flimsy coat, currently posing leaning by charity collection box and a rather large wooden sign saying - ]



[ ooc: a few minutes of scouting through the network + no money + trolling despair = ...help the cause? :D The physical sign is, of course, always available if anyone wants to... rip it up. Draw on it. The likes! ]

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[errandry]

[ ... oh.

what the hell.

that girl really is - ]

[errandry]

[ —wearing very little. isn't she. ]

... yooouuuu're not gonna get a whole lot of offers.

[sixwinged]

Don't offer Ikki up like that!

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[nebenstimme]

[ sign addition #2:

ALSO COMES WITH

]

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[ waiting... ]

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[ ...and silently wiping that out, because there's no need to damage sales by offering sharks. ]

[signatures]

"Innocent and freezing girl welcome?"

I've never heard of the place.

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[ ...uh oh.

The innocent & freezing girl actually gets up

slowly

and surely

and walks before the sign

...bends over at a meticulous angle

and trails a line with her finger under 'donations to the good cause of an' and 'innocent & freezing girl welcome' lines as if to point they're part of the same sentence.

then she comes up again, slowly. and. surely.

and just in case you missed it: wink. ]

action?

[beyourarmy]

[Wow, yeah, she kinda needs the handouts, huh? Walks up to the charity box and dumps his shirt in.]

I can always get another one, and I don't need anything in return. [Hands up in front of him.]

action!

[nebenstimme]

[ oh, look, a custo -

...oh, an actual donation. She picks the shirt up almost hesitantly, with an air of... yes, confusion. ]

The gentleman type, right?

[sympathyforme]

How much to kiss you?

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[ ahem. ]

And take away from the spotlight of my lovely little brother, who's trying so hard? It's his first time too, you know. First times should be special.

[bedsidemanners]

What if we'd prefer the girl?

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[nebenstimme]

It would be difficult, but....

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He could wear a dress for you.

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[virginwings]

[-- Is this for real?]

[Well she definitely doesn't want to kiss that little shit but she does want to help so...]

Aah, you can borrow some of my clothes! [Of course she offers this without first thinking about whether or not her clothes would even fit the other girl.]

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[nebenstimme]

[ ...sure feels First Generation around here. ]

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And put down this crow's brave efforts to help me? That would be cruel. Besides, your clothing might be too tight in certain places.

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[superbeast]

... Well, that's one way to make an entrance.

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Mr. Policeman, are you going to put me under arrest for it?

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[crowing]

. . . .

[crowing]

( what the fuck.

what the hell is that freaking sign—? )

[crowing]

( like hell he's going to—

wait.

wait. . .

wait. . . . . . .

wait. . . . . . . . . . . )

[child_radical]

The hell?

[crowing]

Ignore it!

She's got a unique sense of humour.

[morphic]

[Being the 'innocent and charitable' soul she is, she unwraps the scarf around her neck and puts it into the box.]

I hope that'll keep you warm!

[nebenstimme]

[ only to happy to pick it up! ]

Pretty, pretty... say, you should stick around for your reward!