video;

[nebenstimme]

[ ...and say hullo to young lady barely covered by a flimsy coat, currently posing leaning by charity collection box and a rather large wooden sign saying - ]



[ ooc: a few minutes of scouting through the network + no money + trolling despair = ...help the cause? :D The physical sign is, of course, always available if anyone wants to... rip it up. Draw on it. The likes! ]

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[errandry]

[ ... oh.

what the hell.

that girl really is - ]

[errandry]

[ —wearing very little. isn't she. ]

... yooouuuu're not gonna get a whole lot of offers.

[sixwinged]

Don't offer Ikki up like that!

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[nebenstimme]

video;

[nebenstimme]

[ And now, with 200% more lipstick on the same sign:

COMES WITH NAUGHTY SIDEKICK

]

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[nebenstimme]

[ sign addition #2:

ALSO COMES WITH

]

video;

[nebenstimme]

[ waiting... ]

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[errandry]

... hey—hey, that's not gonna help! I'M NOT FOR SALE EITHER.

video;

[nebenstimme]

[ ...and silently wiping that out, because there's no need to damage sales by offering sharks. ]

video;

[nebenstimme]

[ sign eta #3;

NAUGHTY SIDEKICK HAS STRONG, MANLY ARMS
LIKES TO HOLD GIRLS TIGHTLY

]

[signatures]

"Innocent and freezing girl welcome?"

I've never heard of the place.

action?

[beyourarmy]

[Wow, yeah, she kinda needs the handouts, huh? Walks up to the charity box and dumps his shirt in.]

I can always get another one, and I don't need anything in return. [Hands up in front of him.]

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[errandry]

[ ........









actually, you know what, no.

no, okay, he's got this. ]

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[errandry]

... How much for getting everything off the sign?

[sympathyforme]

How much to kiss you?

video;

[nebenstimme]

[ ...uh oh.

The innocent & freezing girl actually gets up

slowly

and surely

and walks before the sign

...bends over at a meticulous angle

and trails a line with her finger under 'donations to the good cause of an' and 'innocent & freezing girl welcome' lines as if to point they're part of the same sentence.

then she comes up again, slowly. and. surely.

and just in case you missed it: wink. ]

[bedsidemanners]

What if we'd prefer the girl?

video;

[nebenstimme]

[ have a twirl, kazu.

just so you can appreciate how little she's wearing and how much she needs.

also: blowing a kiss ♥ ]

action!

[nebenstimme]

[ oh, look, a custo -

...oh, an actual donation. She picks the shirt up almost hesitantly, with an air of... yes, confusion. ]

The gentleman type, right?

video;

[nebenstimme]

[ ahem. ]

And take away from the spotlight of my lovely little brother, who's trying so hard? It's his first time too, you know. First times should be special.

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[nebenstimme]

It would be difficult, but....

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[sympathyforme]

Then you ought to try first, no?

To see if I am special.

[Temptation.]

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[nebenstimme]

He could wear a dress for you.

action!

[beyourarmy]

[BLINK, BLINK!]

No. Delinquent! I feel like I'm cheating if I keep ogling you! And...[uncomfortable look as he runs a hand through his hair] I'd feel like a jerk if I just walked away when you got nothing but that jacket.

video;

[bedsidemanners]

No thanks.