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[whattingawhat]

[Buffy is taking advantage of the beautiful day. She's out in the park sporting a pair of shorts, a tank top and a pair of sunglasses. She's mostly going to do the sun bathing thing for a little while, go get some ice cream later, that sort of thing.]

So today we're all smelly, right? I've got chocolate and chili pepper. That part, I'd like to bottle. I could do without the blood and graveyard dirt though. Seriously, that is not all I do and it's not the only place I go!

[Lies.]

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[iwatchtjhooker]

Oh man, I hear you. I mean, I don't smell like anything in particular, but I know that smell. Can be pretty stubborn.

[whattingawhat]

And now it's kind of one of those deals, do I smell like this all the time and I just don't realize it?

[iwatchtjhooker]

Uh... I haven't noticed?

[whattingawhat]

I'll take that as a good thing then. I think I'm noticeable today but maybe not. Smell wise not 'oooh I'm so conceited today' way.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Gotta say, you don't tend to blend in anyway.

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[charring]

[Charlie heard most of that over the device and grins and when she spots Buffy, she heads over. She stays downwind, though. She's starting to overwhelm herself smelling like Harvest Spice shampoo and tea and campfire. Mostly the latter.]

Y'know, chocolate chili candy bars? Some of the best damn things invented.

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[whattingawhat]

yes with the best things ever invented. Possibly behind crossbows but in any case, yes.

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[charring]

I inhale chocolate chili bars. It's bad.

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[whattingawhat]

It's chocolate. There is no bad. Unless it all goes to your hips and then the bad.

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[charring]

Truth. And there's usually only a few days out of the month I actually like the stuff. But you can hand me a chili chocolate bar any day and I'm happy as hell.

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[the_dawnster]

You know, I was trying to decide which part of all of this to pick at but I finally gave up. Cause you have like... bloodhound nose if you can smell all that and pick out each scent. I kind of thought that was a vampy kind of super power but I'm just gonna add it to the list of things you're awesome at cause... wow. Can you please be bad at something?

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[whattingawhat]

I'm a bad driver. Mom wouldn't even let me get my license.

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[the_dawnster]

Well that's one thing. Do any of your boyfriends former or current know you have that super power? Oh my god, can you smell me all the time and you never told me? That's totally weird, Buffy! What do I smell like? No, wait... don't tell me. Ew.

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[whattingawhat]

I can't actually--it's not like a vampire. It's normal smell, maybe a tiny boost. That's it.

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[ex_bloodcakedarmor707]

Chocolate, chili pepper, blood and graveyard dirt... That's quite the combination Blondie.

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[whattingawhat]

Add in some blonde hair and a great pair of heels, you get a Buffy?

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[ex_bloodcakedarmor707]

I don't know about that. I've never smelled all that stuff on you before, and that's a lot of stuff to smell.

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[whattingawhat]

I'm hoping it's just a today thing.

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[minigolfandsushi]

Maybe the smell just suits you.

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[whattingawhat]

I don't know if I like that answer either.

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Are you still in the basement?

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[minigolfandsushi]

It's a perfectly lovely basement. I don't know why you disapprove of it so much.

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[whattingawhat]

It's not the basement I disapprove of. I like the basement. It's the you staying in it all the time I disapprove of. You need to get out. I told you I'm not going to let anything happen to you. I'm the vampire boogeyman.

[intheblanks]

What makes graveyard dirt smell different?

[intheblanks]

And, why is that a place you go?

[whattingawhat]

It has an extra side of decay in it? Because I'm the slayer. She who slays a lot. Vampires. Who are usually found in graveyards. Even when they're not new. It's a thing. I blame pop culture.