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[whattingawhat]

[Buffy is taking advantage of the beautiful day. She's out in the park sporting a pair of shorts, a tank top and a pair of sunglasses. She's mostly going to do the sun bathing thing for a little while, go get some ice cream later, that sort of thing.]

So today we're all smelly, right? I've got chocolate and chili pepper. That part, I'd like to bottle. I could do without the blood and graveyard dirt though. Seriously, that is not all I do and it's not the only place I go!

[Lies.]

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[iwatchtjhooker]

Oh man, I hear you. I mean, I don't smell like anything in particular, but I know that smell. Can be pretty stubborn.

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[charring]

[Charlie heard most of that over the device and grins and when she spots Buffy, she heads over. She stays downwind, though. She's starting to overwhelm herself smelling like Harvest Spice shampoo and tea and campfire. Mostly the latter.]

Y'know, chocolate chili candy bars? Some of the best damn things invented.

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[the_dawnster]

You know, I was trying to decide which part of all of this to pick at but I finally gave up. Cause you have like... bloodhound nose if you can smell all that and pick out each scent. I kind of thought that was a vampy kind of super power but I'm just gonna add it to the list of things you're awesome at cause... wow. Can you please be bad at something?

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[ex_bloodcakedarmor707]

Chocolate, chili pepper, blood and graveyard dirt... That's quite the combination Blondie.

[whattingawhat]

And now it's kind of one of those deals, do I smell like this all the time and I just don't realize it?

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[whattingawhat]

yes with the best things ever invented. Possibly behind crossbows but in any case, yes.

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[whattingawhat]

I'm a bad driver. Mom wouldn't even let me get my license.

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[whattingawhat]

Add in some blonde hair and a great pair of heels, you get a Buffy?

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[ex_bloodcakedarmor707]

I don't know about that. I've never smelled all that stuff on you before, and that's a lot of stuff to smell.

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[the_dawnster]

Well that's one thing. Do any of your boyfriends former or current know you have that super power? Oh my god, can you smell me all the time and you never told me? That's totally weird, Buffy! What do I smell like? No, wait... don't tell me. Ew.

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[minigolfandsushi]

Maybe the smell just suits you.

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[whattingawhat]

I don't know if I like that answer either.

[Pause]

Are you still in the basement?

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[charring]

I inhale chocolate chili bars. It's bad.

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[whattingawhat]

I'm hoping it's just a today thing.

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[whattingawhat]

I can't actually--it's not like a vampire. It's normal smell, maybe a tiny boost. That's it.

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[whattingawhat]

It's chocolate. There is no bad. Unless it all goes to your hips and then the bad.

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[charring]

Truth. And there's usually only a few days out of the month I actually like the stuff. But you can hand me a chili chocolate bar any day and I'm happy as hell.

[intheblanks]

What makes graveyard dirt smell different?

[intheblanks]

And, why is that a place you go?

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[whattingawhat]

So the only chocolate you do like is the chili chocolate stuff?

[whattingawhat]

It has an extra side of decay in it? Because I'm the slayer. She who slays a lot. Vampires. Who are usually found in graveyards. Even when they're not new. It's a thing. I blame pop culture.

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[charring]

Pretty much. I usually like saltier stuff.

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[whattingawhat]

I'm sort of a sweet tooth girl. Give me a pint of ice cream any day and I'm good.

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[charring]

We'll just have to agree to disagree. Otherwise, I just don't think our friendship will survive this. [So much teasing.] So...I have, um...interesting news about Ed.

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[the_dawnster]

You know you could go to one of those tea, wine or chocolate smelling contests and win money and stuff for picking out all the correct scents and flavors with bloodhound nose. I'd stand on the sidelines and cheer you on... in an awesome kind of way and not in a dorky when I tried out for cheerleader kind of way. But I mean if you could pick out all those scents from one another like that, you could make a career of it. I could be your manager and manage your bloodhound nose celeb status.