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[blonderazorshiv]

[ The video starts with a door opening and a bell ringing. Blonde's stopped off at a corner store to get a fountain drink (he likes his straws, thanks), his device in the front pocket of his shirt. As he heads over to the drinks, a few of the customers in the store start murmuring before one finally speaks up, loudly enough to be heard. ]

Does anyone else smell gasoline?

[ Blonde doesn't seem to be bothered, getting some ice in his cup while the patrons and the cashier speak, arguing about whether or not there could be a gas leak while Blonde fills his cup up with Coke and heads to the front to pay. Rainbow coins exchange hands and then Blonde pauses, pulling out a cigarette and a lighter. There's a panicked "don't--" from someone in the store as the lighter is flicked--

--and nothing explodes. ]

Sorry. Looks like I'm cursed today.

((ooc: tl;dr Mr. Blonde smells like gasoline and is having too much fun with it.))

Comments

[synanthrope]

No.

[blonderazorshiv]

Fire?

[synanthrope]

I have a blowtorch.

[blonderazorshiv]

That's controlled.

[synanthrope]

Fire doesn't scare me.

[blonderazorshiv]

What does?

[synanthrope]

Why would I share that?

[blonderazorshiv]

You're the one who asked in the first place.

[synanthrope]

What you choose to answer may not relate to what I choose to answer.

[blonderazorshiv]

Some people might say you're being hypocritical.

[synanthrope]

If I cared what people said about me, I'm sure that would matter.

[blonderazorshiv]

Guess so.