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[blonderazorshiv]

[ The video starts with a door opening and a bell ringing. Blonde's stopped off at a corner store to get a fountain drink (he likes his straws, thanks), his device in the front pocket of his shirt. As he heads over to the drinks, a few of the customers in the store start murmuring before one finally speaks up, loudly enough to be heard. ]

Does anyone else smell gasoline?

[ Blonde doesn't seem to be bothered, getting some ice in his cup while the patrons and the cashier speak, arguing about whether or not there could be a gas leak while Blonde fills his cup up with Coke and heads to the front to pay. Rainbow coins exchange hands and then Blonde pauses, pulling out a cigarette and a lighter. There's a panicked "don't--" from someone in the store as the lighter is flicked--

--and nothing explodes. ]

Sorry. Looks like I'm cursed today.

((ooc: tl;dr Mr. Blonde smells like gasoline and is having too much fun with it.))

Comments

( not even here right now )

[dignity_misery]

[Taking away all your stickers, you jackass.]

( not even here right now )

[blonderazorshiv]

[ You'd have to stop throwing up to do that. ]

( not even here right now )

[dignity_misery]

[ h8u ]

( not even here right now )

[blonderazorshiv]

[ :3 ]

da fuq

[whitetwoguns]

[Say something or not say something. Shit. Shit. Shit.]

o hai

[blonderazorshiv]

[ Well, he's going to head on out of the store now. Look, it's still not blowing up. ]

audio:

[charring]

[As nice a kid as Charlie is, that made her laugh.]

audio:

[blonderazorshiv]

[ Which, in turn, gets a chuckle out of Blonde. ] Enjoy that?

audio:

[charring]

That was good. [Still laughing.]

audio:

[blonderazorshiv]

I probably shouldn't have. [ lol look at all the fucks he gives ] But it was.

audio:

[charring]

I'd have probably considered doing the same thing but then, I don't carry a lighter.

audio:

[blonderazorshiv]

Do you smell like gasoline today, too?

audio:

[charring]

No. Harvest Spice shampoo. Campfire and tea, too.

audio:

[blonderazorshiv]

Harvest Spice, huh? Doesn't sound too bad.

audio:

[charring]

Kinda reminds me of my grandmothers donuts and all the baking she did during the fall.

audio:

[blonderazorshiv]

Donuts are good. Might have to go and get one now. [ A pause as he takes a drag on his cigarette. ] You bake?

[synanthrope]

[She still smells like absolutely nothing at all.]

You're scaring people.

[blonderazorshiv]

Guess so.

Should I stop?

[synanthrope]

Do you want to?

[blonderazorshiv]

It hasn't stopped being funny yet.

[synanthrope]

Then don't.

[blonderazorshiv]

I wasn't really planning on it.

[synanthrope]

Why is it funny?

[blonderazorshiv]

Because they think some stupid asshole is going to get them killed.

And then he doesn't. [ A drag. ] It's the reactions.

[synanthrope]

Is it the power?