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[wayfarers]

So, was the a curse yesterday or are you all actually cool now?

Most of you are pretty lame so I'm guessing the former.

Comments

(Private)

[valentineluke]

Your opinion on this?

(Private)

[wayfarers]

Depends. Was that thing sentient?

Re: (Private)

[valentineluke]

Looks to be. Others are probably asking the same question, thus bolstering my little smear job.

(Private)

[wayfarers]

If it was, then pretty decent job. Though I'd be more impressed with a human and not something that looks like it's from a drive-in movie. Takes more guts to fuck up something that looks like you.

What smear job?

Re: (Private)

[valentineluke]

True.

Directing the public's attention to a few things.

(Private)

[wayfarers]

That guy's police? Fuck, I bet I could bribe his ass with a bag of M&Ms if he goes around pulling shit like that.

Unless he tries to be all upstanding and sorry about it later. Can't bribe those guys with much but a gun to the forehead.

[child_radical]

Why ask a question when you already know the answer?

[wayfarers]

I'm not one to waste an opportunity to call out the lameness of the general populace.

[child_radical]

While sounding like a dumb kid that thinks they're edgy and cool for stepping away from social norms.

[wayfarers]

Stepping away from social norms?

I fucking beheaded social norms and shat on his corpse. I'm not some high school rebel, kid.

[child_radical]

...and my previous statement still stands. With the added clause of probable sociopath.

[wayfarers]

Hey, I don't think I'm edgy and cool.

I know it.

[blonderazorshiv]

Probably the former. [ Unfortunately. ]

[wayfarers]

Yeah.

But hey, if no one was lame I'd have to start taking my frustrations out on people I don't hate.

[blonderazorshiv]

You could try.

[ Yeah, he's doing the finger gun thing. ]

[wayfarers]

Ha ha ha! Good one.

Who says you're a member of the people-I-don't-hate club, anyways? That's pretty exclusive.


No, really though, you're better than average.

[blonderazorshiv]

If you hated me, you'd probably be a lot more of a cocky asshole in our conversations.

[ There's a roll of his shoulders, but he's grinning. ]

Have a favorite from yesterday's entertainment?

[worldofourown]

In a place this dull, it's never anything but the former.

[wayfarers]

Pretty much.

I've never been so fuckin' homesick.

Video/Private

[worldofourown]

I take it things were far more eventful in your homeworld?

Video/Private

[wayfarers]

How's near-anarchy sound?

Video/Private

[worldofourown]

[His eyes light up.]

Like a veritable utopia.

[ video ]

[sympathyforme]

Pretty sure most people 'round here are still lame. It'd need steadier influence than a curse.

[ video ]

[wayfarers]

Yeah. I'm working in improving that.

[ video ]

[sympathyforme]

Intriguing. How d'you wanna go about that?