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[archivy]

[ The Archive is staring at the screen, face impassive and also smeared with chocolate. ] I generally believe very strongly in a healthy diet for children—

[ There's an obvious but coming, but the sentence in abandoned in favour of eating a cookie. ]

I find it difficult to care today. [ Turning her head, addressing someone off-screen: ] Mr Leon, can we have fries for dinner?




[ooc; so cursed. and yeah, she just posted the other day. no, i don't care ;; ]

Comments

[dudeimbatman]

You're way too friggin' young for a healthy diet.

[archivy]

A healthy diet is important for a child's development, though. [ Says it and bites into another cookie. ]

[dudeimbatman]

Nah. I raised Sam thinking Funyuns were a vegetable. He's a giant and healthy as a horse. Cookies are important for your friggin' emotional development so eat a few more.

[archivy]

I intend to. [ Pause. ] I don't think a few cookies can help with my emotional development, Mr Winchester.

[dudeimbatman]

You'd be surprised what baked goods can do. I'm partial to pie though.

Just call me Dean. [And then a pause because did he...huh. Must have.]

[totallyinaband]

I think everyone's allowed to have a chocolate day now and again.

[archivy]

I want chocolate, and fries, and cookies, and ice cream.

[totallyinaband]

[Hey, you're acting like a kid today, Ivy. It's an improvement.]

Maybe spread it out a bit.

[archivy]

But I want it all. [ Petulant. A pause. ] Maybe not all at the same time. That would be disgusting.

[totallyinaband]

Have you heard about your eyes being bigger than your stomach?

[undespairing]

Snacks are good for you too!

[archivy]

Healthy snacks. But it doesn't matter, I'll just eat a few more cookies.

[undespairing]

A few unhealthy snacks every once in a while isn't too bad either. Eat as many cookies as you can! See how many it takes to get a stomachache! You could think of it as an experiment.

[archivy]

I would rather avoid stomachache, if it is all the same to you.

[undespairing]

True, they aren't very fun to have, are they? Still, nothing wrong with a few cookies in a day. Or fries! I'm not sure what fries are but they must be pretty good.

[child_radical]

You can honestly do a whole lot worse than french fries.

[archivy]

Of course. And french fries are very tasty.

[child_radical]

Until your stomach decides to rebel due to being saturated with oil laden starch.

[archivy]

I intend to stop before that happens.

[child_radical]

As you were then.

[dignity_misery]

...does he cook for you?

[She's going to laugh if he does.]

[archivy]

Usually.

[dignity_misery]

[She snorts.]

Is he any good?

[archivy]

The food has sufficient nutritional value and it is satisfactory. [ In other words, yes, but he's not brilliant. ]

[dignity_misery]

[And then laughs in earnest.]

He didn't strike me as the domestic type.