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[archivy]

[ The Archive is staring at the screen, face impassive and also smeared with chocolate. ] I generally believe very strongly in a healthy diet for children—

[ There's an obvious but coming, but the sentence in abandoned in favour of eating a cookie. ]

I find it difficult to care today. [ Turning her head, addressing someone off-screen: ] Mr Leon, can we have fries for dinner?




[ooc; so cursed. and yeah, she just posted the other day. no, i don't care ;; ]

Comments

[dudeimbatman]

You're way too friggin' young for a healthy diet.

[archivy]

A healthy diet is important for a child's development, though. [ Says it and bites into another cookie. ]

[totallyinaband]

I think everyone's allowed to have a chocolate day now and again.

[archivy]

I want chocolate, and fries, and cookies, and ice cream.

[totallyinaband]

[Hey, you're acting like a kid today, Ivy. It's an improvement.]

Maybe spread it out a bit.

[archivy]

But I want it all. [ Petulant. A pause. ] Maybe not all at the same time. That would be disgusting.

[totallyinaband]

Have you heard about your eyes being bigger than your stomach?

[archivy]

Of course I have.

[dudeimbatman]

Nah. I raised Sam thinking Funyuns were a vegetable. He's a giant and healthy as a horse. Cookies are important for your friggin' emotional development so eat a few more.

[archivy]

I intend to. [ Pause. ] I don't think a few cookies can help with my emotional development, Mr Winchester.

[totallyinaband]

Enjoy yourself today and everything, but keep it in mind.

[archivy]

You think that I will over-eat and give myself a stomach-ache. [ To be fair: She might. ]

[totallyinaband]

I know I did a lot as a kid.

[He may have been a bit of a fatty, ngl.]

[undespairing]

Snacks are good for you too!

[dudeimbatman]

You'd be surprised what baked goods can do. I'm partial to pie though.

Just call me Dean. [And then a pause because did he...huh. Must have.]

[child_radical]

You can honestly do a whole lot worse than french fries.

[archivy]

I am aware of that. I prefer cookies, though. They are smaller.

[archivy]

I will attempt to take your advice into account. [ She won't. Thanks for that, curse. ]

[archivy]

Healthy snacks. But it doesn't matter, I'll just eat a few more cookies.

[archivy]

Of course. And french fries are very tasty.

[dudeimbatman]

Well, all right then, just keep gobbling the cookies.

[undespairing]

A few unhealthy snacks every once in a while isn't too bad either. Eat as many cookies as you can! See how many it takes to get a stomachache! You could think of it as an experiment.

[archivy]

I think I will, thank you, Dean.

[archivy]

I would rather avoid stomachache, if it is all the same to you.

[child_radical]

Until your stomach decides to rebel due to being saturated with oil laden starch.