poly_chromatic | 2ND FLIGHT ➥ AUDIO/VIDEO.

( the device clicks on silently, the video feed completely white for a moment before it’s properly readjusted to show ikki’s stupid looking t-shirt. jesus, who still wears shit like this? someone give him some decent clothes.

rolling back in his wheelchair, he gives the camera a clear view of the two spot-lights and the huge white board behind him that seems very shoddily placed up onto the slate wall behind him. are they on a roof? it looks like they’re on a roof. how did they get all this stuff and then all the way up here on top of that?

ikki’s right hand shoots out to point towards the bold text on the white board. there’s a crude drawing of their team insignia, which have already been conveniently stickered across the city. good job team!! and more importantly, there are the words: )

THIS CITY BELONGS TO THE
GREAT KOGARASUMARU!

Clear all the damn wax outta your freakin’ ears and listen up!! This is the most important news you’re gonna hear! We’ve taken over this City as piece of our territory and we’re not just going to stop here either! Kogarasumaru never rests!! This place is just one among many!

( he taps his fingers against the white board twice, eyes still trained onto the device. )

Remember this mark! This is the mark of your saviours! Your holy god who has descended upon you with his almighty wings and faithful minions!

( a beat. then, in the background, all sotto voce - ) ... is that even recording?

Fuck, weren’t we supposed to exorcise that piece of shit? ( from the side opposite of where the device was pointing came a hand, wrapping around the back of it-- and covered the camera with the pad of his index finger while it attempted to yank it away. ) There’s better way to spend your time than this! You’re not saving jack shit in that chair, Crow.

—Hey! HEY! What do you think you’re doing?! ( and immediately, ikki’s PROPELLING himself towards agito and the device, his hand slamming down on top of his to stop him from taking it away. ) This is a mutiny! A mutiny, you shitty bastards!

... yeah, yeah, bet it's recording now. ( whatever, Kazu’s shuffling away to give sharklings an open shot. ) Oi, Agito--over here!

( with a shake of his hand, Agito dislodged the one on top of his own-- and woosh, from his hand and over towards Kazu went the device, flying high enough over Ikki’s head that it’d be impossible for him to catch from that wheelchair. ) Don’t drop it, beanpole!

( in a show of unexpected competence from errand boys, there is a magnificent catch. ) Safe!

You guys suck! What kind of teammates are you assholes?! ( seriously!! this was supposed to be a fucking team effort here!! for a moment, he forgets that he’s confirmed to a wheelchair and can’t actually walk on his legs with that huge hunk of a cast and attempts to RISE UP LIKE THE GREAT BEAST HE IS and win back his device from kazu. OF ALL PEOPLE. OF ALL THE UNDERLINGS. only, it ends with him taking two wobbling steps and falling flat on his face.

good job, ikki. -5 for the landing. the judges aren’t impressed. )

The fuck is going on here? ( all of them are screwed now. That would be Kaito’s voice coming up in the background. )

What's going on, huh? ( And that mimicked tone and more curious voice following the interruption upon the Kogarasumaru group would be Gazelle. )

Well look at this. We have the shit faces who think they’re a team. Going to get in the way of the police, trash?

( A BLANK, CONSPICUOUS SILENCE. )

We’re on a roof! What’s the police want up here?

You little shits. You were asked a question! ( GUNFIRE. )

WHOA!! Watch where the fuck you’re pointing that thing!

FUCK!!

( there’s the sound of another shot and the connection fizzles out into static. )

[[ooc: ikki is light blue, kazu is orange, agito is dark blue, kaito is green, & gazelle is pink. there is also a high possibility of you getting thread-jacked in this post as well. ]]

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Just keep not getting hit! Or wait, does shooting you make him happy? Maybe you should let him hit you once, and then start running. Unless that would kill you, of course.

LIKE HELL. What, is your dimension not at guns yet either?

Oh, we've got guns! They're really dangerous too, though they take forever to reload.

Exactly! Moral of the story: nobody wants to get hit by those.

Hmm, I suppose you're right. Majority vote wins! But if you do get hit you can die knowing you made someone smile.

... hey, uh. You don't use guns, right?

I used one once! Didn't shoot anyone with it, though.

Did it make you smile?

In that case? Yeah.

[ . . . ]

You still got a gun now?

Nope! It got left behind in Lotto Valentino.

Oh, okay, guess that's safe.

Say something before you get another gun, okay?

Huh? Why?

Moral of the story, remember?

Oh! Haha, that's true. I wouldn't shoot you though, don't worry!

... yeah?

Yeah, you already said you wouldn't like being shot, right? So if you did get shot you probably wouldn't be smiling, so that's all the more reason for me not to shoot you.

Most people don't smile after getting shot anyw—

Guess that's not far off from the regular reason anyway...

So it all works out! [Laughing.]

Yeah, fine. I concede!

Hooray! By the way, is that cop really planning to shoot you to death?

... like he's got half the experience needed. He's just being an asshole.

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