007 -- voice --> video;

[invisibilities]

[ for a minute there's just a rustling, accompanied by this song, and then simon flicks over to video. he looks less than pleased, frowning at the camera. he opens his mouth to speak, but the clash of symbals interrupts him and he frowns, waiting until the crescendo of the song winds down to say... ]

I don't even like showtunes.

[ 8| ]

Comments

[designedtoparty]

I still say that fits you.

[invisibilities]

No it doesn't.

[designedtoparty]

Well, you're invisible and you're a cunt... I think you'd struggle to find anything more perfect.

[invisibilities]

I'd pick a better name, if I wanted one.

[designedtoparty]

What, like Mr Cellophane?

[invisibilities]

No, not Mr. Cellophane.

A proper superhero name.

[designedtoparty]

[Pssssshhhh, like you could ever be a hero.]

Like what?

[invisibilities]

I don't know. I've not thought of one yet.

[ LITTLE DO YOU KNOW NATHAN!!! ]

[designedtoparty]

I can probably come up with a new one for you if you don't like the Invisible Cunt.

How about Super Stalker? Or, hey. "Is it a priest? Is it a baby sitter? No, it's Paedo Man!"

[SHHHHH. SPOILERS. :|]

[invisibilities]

I'm not a paedophile.

[ STALKER...WELL... ]

[designedtoparty]

No. Of course not. You just have an abnormal interest in prepubescent children.

[invisibilities]

I don't.

[ FUUUUUUUU ]