poly_chromatic | three drinks

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[The camera clicks on as Peter walks across his basement room, wearing nothing but boxers. He idly scratches his balls before digging through a pile of clothes, looking for something reasonably clean. He's trying - and failing - to ignore the song playing.]

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

[Patience has never been one of his virtues.]

IT'S SUNDAY YOU STUPID COW!

[Scowling, he pulls on a pair of jeans and heads to the bathroom. Abruptly, the song changes.]

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
(Lets go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

Now there's an idea!

[And it's back to his pile of clothes. Moments later, he emerges triumphant with a bottle of...something. God only knows what.]

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What is that god-awful noise? [Jesus Christ. And then this happens.]

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Better than that shit you're listening to. Nickelback? Are you fucking kidding me?

Hey, I don't choose the songs. I can't tolerate Nickelback. I'd rather have a root canal without pain medication.

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'Lovely'.

I'm sensing a little sarcasm at play here.

Your astounding display of perception is impressive.

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I can't believe you got hit with Rebecca Black. Tough one, man.

Is that her name? She should be arrested as a war criminal and charged with crimes against humanity.

Easy, man. She's, like, 14 or something.

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... Did you just scratch your balls on the network?

[ Oh, hello music. One hand goes to cover her face for a moment. ]

If whatever you're drinking helps with this, let me know.

What, got a problem with my balls?

[He takes a glug of his drink.]

I don't know what you're complaining about. Your DJ's not bad.

Your balls and I don't know each other well enough for me to have a problem with them.

[ That probably sounded like an invitation of some sort. It wasn't one. ]

It woke me up.

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I trust you didn't really brush your teeth with with the contents in that bottle. That'd leave quite a reek...

It's quite a nice smelling liquor, actually. Though the aftertaste is horrid.

In that case, I'd advise against kissing anyone. Or breathing on them.

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Yelling at curses doesn't usually fix anything.

[And then this begins to play. Penny reddens.]

Oh god.

[Peter breaks out into a wide grin that is as genuinely amused as it is lecherous]

Are you trying to tell me something? Because I do have eyes.

...and you are definitely too sexy for that shirt.

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Doctor?

[Have a horrified Mercy who's missed the whole new Doctor look-alike in the City till now.]

Wrong title, darling. I'm the Master. [He leaves off the "of darkness."]

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...What are you listenin' to?

[Of course now her music is clashing with his.]

Teenie bopper crap.

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[Buffy is in the kitchen making coffee when he decides to emerge from the basement. She is also singing along to the Kesha song.]

So you're secretly a barely 21 year old, drunk whore.

No secret about it, sexy.

[Unfortunately, the music changes.]

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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...Dude. Fucking seriously?

Although I gotta say, it's kinda appropriate for you.

[Smiiiiirk. Oh, and when Peter's music comes to a stop, he's treated to this.]

Fuck you and the beat you rode in on!

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