Twenty First Judgement [Video] BACKDATED TO 4TH

[twisthervision]

[The message is a short one and Mithos has a cheerful smile on his face as he gives out his advice.]

If you'd all like some advice, I'd be glad to offer some of my own.

[He pauses for a moment before continuing.]

I'd advise you all to simply kill yourselves right now and save me the trouble of doing it later.  It will be easier and probably less painful if you all do it yourselves rather than waiting for me to do it someday.  At least you'd have some control over your own fates.

[Such a sweet "kid", isn't he?]

Comments

[everhoping]

But that doesn't solve anything...

[twisthervision]

It saves me the trouble of having to track everyone down and kill them individually.

[everhoping]

Why are you interested in killing everyone anyway?

[twisthervision]

Because the only thing humans deserve is death.

[valentineluke]

You do realize most will resurrect.

[twisthervision]

They should keep trying then. I would think that the resurrection would stop eventually if the death counts got high enough.

[valentineluke]

Interesting theory.

[twisthervision]

Even if they did come back, watching the humans try again and again would be entertainment enough.

[shall_yield_us]

Any... preferences?

[twisthervision]

I would prefer the method be painful, since humans deserve no less than that. But I guess I shouldn't be too picky as long as people were going through with it.

[feorge]

Someone take a leak in your tea this morning, mate?

[twisthervision]

It's more the fact that the human race sickens me, really.

[saidrepent]

Don't you sound full of yourself.

[twisthervision]

And don't you sound like a pathetic human being.

[saidrepent]

Not really doing much to help your case there.

Or was that supposed to be intimidating?

[twisthervision]

I don't really care what you think.

You would be wise to be, at the very least.

[haring_to_go]

I see you have strong opinions on the subject. I'd like to remind you that killing every single person in the world is going to take a lot of time and investment on your part.

Wouldn't it be better to turn your efforts to something else?

[ not to mention killing someone never really solved any problems. It just created more paperwork. ]

[twisthervision]

That is why I have suggested that everyone simply kills themselves. Saves me the effort, really.

Oh, I do have something else that is far more important than killing some human beings. Something that I've been working toward the last 4,000 years.

[haring_to_go]

... 4,000 years you say? [ sorry, he's having a hard time believing that. ]

[twisthervision]

Yes, that is what I said. Is there something wrong with your hearing, human?

[haring_to_go]

What manner of man are you that you've managed to live for so long?

[ he bows ] My apologies, I'm not from a world where such long lifespans are... easily gained. [ The Baskervilles were about as close as it came to immortality and that, it seemed, came with great cost. ]