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[superbeast]

Fuck!! [--which was followed by several other curses, from the side of the device. He may have not been in view, but Agito was making sure his presence was known. ] I’m going to fucking murder you, I swear-- fucker!!

[It was Akira's profile the video feed focused on, distracted from the original purpose of this entire broadcast by a certain screaming someone.] Stop that, you're going to scare any possible help away before I can even ask for it.

Shut up! It hurts! [ From the same side that voice was coming from-- a wrench came flying, right to Akira’s head. ]

Hey! [The video shakes when Akira lifts a hand up to block that, and it finally shows the first voice's owner-- Agito, on the ground, in all his injured glory. His shirt torn up, bruises and scratches along his cheeks, arms, and-- one of those arms, clutching at his middle. Akira rolls his eyes and finally faces in front of him.]

Anyway, he-- accidentally flew into this wall, and we were wondering if there was anyone here that could fix up a broken bone or two.

Comments

[crowing]

Nope!

I trained him well.

[sixwinged]

I'm not going to piss on his face!

[crowing]

Yes! Good. Throw him off guard.

[sixwinged]

Fuck! That's disgusting, why would anyone piss on his face?!

[superbeast]

I think that's the best thing you've ever said.

[sixwinged]

I'll swing you from your toes instead.

[superbeast]

That's fine with me, just keep all bathroom activities in the bathroom.

[sixwinged]

I wouldn't do that shit.

[superbeast]

Poor word choice. But yeah, I know.

[sixwinged]

Then don't act like I would, shithead.

[superbeast]

That's a little disturbing.

[crowing]

Only a little?

Tch! I gotta teach him worse then.

[superbeast]

Worse than pissing on someone's face? Now you're just showing off.