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64- I'll take things I'll regret saying in the morning for 200, Alex.

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I can safely say that I am quite looking forward to never seeing that much sand again in my life. It was most unsettling, and quite got everywhere. I feel as though I've had most of myself sandpapered extremely slowly, one grain at a time. It rather takes it out of a person. And a lot out of body parts. And skin and such.

I will still do my best to keep up with the crime fighting, of course. But perhaps not so many damsels in distress with repay me, as they say, in any way they can. I believe a simple verbal thanks will do. And that is not to be confused with oral thanks.

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Why would anyone confuse verbal with oral?

You might be surprised. Modern science has proved that often people hear what they want to hear instead of hearing what is actually said by the person that says it.

Yeah, but, like... verbal is voice. So if anything it's more like phone sex.

That sounds like it would be painful for the lady. [ . . . What do you think phone sex is, Hammer, oh god.]

Not if she knows how to do it right.

[He has the worst mental image now. Thanks, Hammer.]

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I see. How- [mildly horrifying, yet simultaneously potentially arousing] interesting.

[Pauuuuuuuuuuuuuuse.]

Are we thinking of the same thing here? Because I think I'd classify phone sex as pretty tame. It's not that strange a concept.

The idea that you find tame-ness in deviancy does not surprise me in the least.

What, you seriously think that's deviant? Next thing you know you'll be telling me wanking's going to send me blind.

Well then, perhaps you should consider keeping your wanking to yourself as opposed to subjecting others to it.

I do. Usually. If I'm going to wank it's usually because there's no one else around to take care of it.

Well then. Perhaps your wank should not be forceful enough to blind you, if that is something you're concerned about.

Is that even physically possible?

It is not something I would rule out. Depending on the manner with which you wank, perhaps.

How the fuck are you doing it? Do you bend down and see how much spunk you can get in your eye, or what?

Perhaps our definitions of wanking are different. What do you consider it to be?

[Oh, you just had to ask, didn't you? Nathan switches the feed, miming furious masturbation with his left hand whilst pulling the most ridiculous face he can manage. The whole display is accompanied by a series of equally enthusiastic grunts and groans.]

What exactly are you-

[Gaaaaaasp!]

Does your delinquency know no bounds?!

[There's a delay in response as he pretends to think about that.]

Not really, no.

You just be sure you keep it to yourself, or you'll be finding trouble.

From me.

With my fists.

So you say. In practice you come across as sort of pathetic.

[So much flabberghastery right here! Yes, there is a word that needed to be invented just for this occasion.]

I- You-

Well, we shall see how you feel the next time you are endangering somebody.

When do I endanger anyone? Nine times out of ten it's me who ends up getting hurt.

Well, then, perhaps that should be a signal for you to stop trying to endanger people.

I just said I didn't.

People've offered to give you--no, never mind.

I'm glad you're okay.

Thank you.

How are you faring now that the City has turned back into what is considered normal here?

Well, my face just about matches my hair and I think I cooked the bottom of my feet off on sand, but being back is amazing. Running water, beds... not sand. It's like heaven.

Sounds like the desert was pretty rough on you, too.

I am glad that you are doing better. You should think about taking some time off to rest until you are back to your full health.

Um... thanks. I will. You take care of yourself, too.

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Switching to Voice; Nathan is too disgusting to look at.

Voice; He's hurt. :'(

He likes being hurt. 8|

He doesn't. :|

No, he must. That's why he's going to be getting a fist to his face the first chance Hammer gets.

Hammer, you are a horrible person. What did Nathan ever do to you? :(

I was going to answer but the subject box line is too small for the list. But yes to the first part.

Hey, he's not THAT bad. :|

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