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[captainfuckingmagic]

[ooc: backdated to sometime on the network. he doesn't know when it went out. feel free to have seen the whole film.]

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[ironmanic]

Mr. Lockhart. That was-- smooth.

[Slow, impressed clapping.]

[captainfuckingmagic]

Not bad for a nine-fingered magician, huh?

[ironmanic]

Not bad at all. I thought I was watching one of those ninja movies for a second there.

[captainfuckingmagic]

I think it would've been a lot harder if I had to throw crap at them. Probably wouldn't have been shot through Perry though. That would've been cool with me. Don't like hospitals.

[ironmanic]

Agreed.

So. Should I ask?

[captainfuckingmagic]

What, ask what?

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[dignity_misery]

[After sleeping all weekend, she can only come across this after the fact, and it is incredibly amusing to her.]

You've got some bad luck.

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[captainfuckingmagic]

Yeah, that was a weird Christmas, even for me. I think. I mean it's not the best luck anyway but that was like, an unnormal series of events anyway.

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[dignity_misery]

Abnormal. [Shut up, Carla.] So you don't have people shooting at you regularly?

video; you are the first person to correct his grammar i love you

[captainfuckingmagic]

Normally they tend to do it with words first. The shooting is honestly a pretty distant end-game.

video; ahaha she's a bitch like that

[dignity_misery]

What was so different about this game?

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[charring]

[Well, Charlie's clearly impressed.] Whoa.

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[captainfuckingmagic]

[This is like the first time that's all ever worked in his favor, being shot and all.]

I shot another guy too. [That was a math mistake though. So...] Threw a body out a window. All in a day's work.

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[charring]

Pretty impressive.

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[captainfuckingmagic]

Thanks. Although I'd prefer if it all just sort of stayed impressive in the backseat where it is.

[threeolives]

[ Pepper knows Harry isn't Tony, but watching someone who looks like Tony get shot at is still... shocking. ]

Holy crap.

[captainfuckingmagic]

You okay? That all happened a while ago - I'm all healed up.

[threeolives]

Yeah, just... wow.

[captainfuckingmagic]

I know, right? How often do you dangle under an overpass from a dead body? There's gotta be some sort of joke there.

[threeolives]

Something about shuffling off his mortal coil?

You're supposed to pass on, not pass ...over?

...I'm no good at this.

[mightbeconcussed]

So you're not just a pretty boy with abs, You're a super smooth pretty boy with abs.

Are you dead? It's okay. I am so I'm not being deadist or anything. Just asking because the end of that wasn't looking so hot for you.

[captainfuckingmagic]

That's me - one thousand grit, ultra fine.

You're what? [He needs a moment to process that. Sorry. Allow him to deflect.] Isn't that some sort of art thing?

[mightbeconcussed]

Be careful, that could become your name.

[Sorry. She's ridiculously upfront and blunt about it which is a clue that it bothers her way more than she wants to admit.]

Dead. City!Dead? I was murdered here in the City. We don't stay dead here, you know? We pop back up. I promise I will not eat your brain. I'm totally normal except I don't have a pulse, body temp or the need to breathe, but I usually do anyway because I'm pretty sure it creeps people out when you don't breathe. Also, they tell me I don't have to eat but I like food so, still eating.

[Deep breath and pause in the ramble.] Maybe? Like that picture of the guy in the robe screaming? I'm pretty sure that was the start of the deadist movement.

[captainfuckingmagic]

Maybe it already is and I just go by Harry for short. [Hey, it's better than 'Harold'. He's not sure how to fill out the government forms with that many middle names though.]

You were murdered? That sucks. Did you find out who did it? [He's not used to the victim being around to help with the case, so. Technically he's also not used to murders, so. But he does genuinely want to help with that.] I guess that's kind of handy. A little weird, but you probably don't have to worry about shit like getting sick. If you still eat but you don't actually have to, do you pee? [Because that sounds like - and this is vaguely working on what he remembers from high school - some functions aren't working.]

You mean like the one that looks like the Home Alone kid? Is he supposed to be dead? I thought he was just seasick or something.

[mightbeconcussed]

I can see how Harry would be short for that. [Yeah, it'd be difficult. He'd have to legally change it to something like...Harry.]

Cas and a couple of other people made him dead. He didn't stay that way. No one does here but he was dead for a while at least. Now I'm just more careful. Nope, I don't get sick and I pee if I drink stuff...so it's kind of depending on that?

[She'd like to think all of her functions work just fine thank you very much!]

Is that who he is? I always sort of thought he was death minus the scythe or something.