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[captainfuckingmagic]

[ooc: backdated to sometime on the network. he doesn't know when it went out. feel free to have seen the whole film.]

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[ironmanic]

Mr. Lockhart. That was-- smooth.

[Slow, impressed clapping.]

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[dignity_misery]

[After sleeping all weekend, she can only come across this after the fact, and it is incredibly amusing to her.]

You've got some bad luck.

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[charring]

[Well, Charlie's clearly impressed.] Whoa.

[captainfuckingmagic]

Not bad for a nine-fingered magician, huh?

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[captainfuckingmagic]

Yeah, that was a weird Christmas, even for me. I think. I mean it's not the best luck anyway but that was like, an unnormal series of events anyway.

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[captainfuckingmagic]

[This is like the first time that's all ever worked in his favor, being shot and all.]

I shot another guy too. [That was a math mistake though. So...] Threw a body out a window. All in a day's work.

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[charring]

Pretty impressive.

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[dignity_misery]

Abnormal. [Shut up, Carla.] So you don't have people shooting at you regularly?

[ironmanic]

Not bad at all. I thought I was watching one of those ninja movies for a second there.

[threeolives]

[ Pepper knows Harry isn't Tony, but watching someone who looks like Tony get shot at is still... shocking. ]

Holy crap.

[mightbeconcussed]

So you're not just a pretty boy with abs, You're a super smooth pretty boy with abs.

Are you dead? It's okay. I am so I'm not being deadist or anything. Just asking because the end of that wasn't looking so hot for you.

[captainfuckingmagic]

I think it would've been a lot harder if I had to throw crap at them. Probably wouldn't have been shot through Perry though. That would've been cool with me. Don't like hospitals.

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[captainfuckingmagic]

Normally they tend to do it with words first. The shooting is honestly a pretty distant end-game.

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[dignity_misery]

What was so different about this game?

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[captainfuckingmagic]

Thanks. Although I'd prefer if it all just sort of stayed impressive in the backseat where it is.

[captainfuckingmagic]

You okay? That all happened a while ago - I'm all healed up.

[captainfuckingmagic]

That's me - one thousand grit, ultra fine.

You're what? [He needs a moment to process that. Sorry. Allow him to deflect.] Isn't that some sort of art thing?

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[captainfuckingmagic]

[Blink.] Bullets. Murder conspiracy. Electrocution, what looked like incest but was really just a super weird love-affair with a girl in a wicked pink wig. There was a car in a lake and a girl who got shot after she broke her neck. Or, her neck was broken. She probably didn't do it herself. Well, no, she definitely didn't do it herself. And there was a suicide. And some Santas. It was Christmastime. It wasn't really a game.

[ironmanic]

Agreed.

So. Should I ask?

[captainfuckingmagic]

What, ask what?

[mightbeconcussed]

Be careful, that could become your name.

[Sorry. She's ridiculously upfront and blunt about it which is a clue that it bothers her way more than she wants to admit.]

Dead. City!Dead? I was murdered here in the City. We don't stay dead here, you know? We pop back up. I promise I will not eat your brain. I'm totally normal except I don't have a pulse, body temp or the need to breathe, but I usually do anyway because I'm pretty sure it creeps people out when you don't breathe. Also, they tell me I don't have to eat but I like food so, still eating.

[Deep breath and pause in the ramble.] Maybe? Like that picture of the guy in the robe screaming? I'm pretty sure that was the start of the deadist movement.

[threeolives]

Yeah, just... wow.

[ironmanic]

How the hell all that happened in the first place.

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[dignity_misery]

[She laughs. Aw, Harry. She loves hearing about other people's misfortune. ]

It's always a game.

[captainfuckingmagic]

Oh. I was getting Christmas presents for my niece and wound up going up against Colin Farrell for a part in a movie. [Sort of.]