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[dropkick]

[ There's a sea-sick view of a FLOODED bathroom floor suds everywhere and the bath rug all twisted up on itself. The shaking of the camera is due to something that MIGHT be laughter or uh....CRYING???? It's hard to tell with the distorted audio and for those in the desert City this Candid Camera Episode is filled with sudden bursts of static and snow. ]

Yusuf what the hell!? Turn th-- Rhada!

[ Some enthusiastic hissing and an ow overlapping. The camera gets pummeled with wet forepaws and there is a face full of Rhada the Cat - Not Quite Bathed but very Upset Anyway. It knocks the device around so we get a clear-ish shot of Yusuf...who really does look like he's crying....uh. Then there's a loud thud and more reowrrrring and hissing and a wall of sound that's really just a literal wall of glass breaking from Someone running into it. The camera's view however during this time has remained an unsteady hand's view of the tile floor, a scurrying feline, and two sets of feet.

Oh but here's Arthur at least in voice: ]

YUSUF!

[ And here's Yusuf's voice again, laughing/Crying/YUSUFing.... ]

Shall I fetch Biscuit or the glass shard band-aids?

Comments

[shall_yield_us]

The none, my pianist shouldn't exert himself by carrying things.

[signatures]

did u propose to him too ?

[shall_yield_us]

Oh... oh, no. I only made to poison his drink. Shall I... remedy that?

[signatures]

might as well

[dropkick]

Knock it off!

[signatures]

what ?

[shall_yield_us]

But I've no ring.

[signatures]

cufflinks or a tie ?

[shall_yield_us]

Shush and go steal me a ring, won't you? White gold, nothing overly prominent, he looks the dainty sort, doesn't he?

[signatures]

only if you promise to post the account

[shall_yield_us]

And if he refuses and my heart breaks in eternal woe?

[signatures]

then thats ur fault for not courting before proposing

[shall_yield_us]

You're the one placing the pressure.

[signatures]

im only making suggestions

[dropkick]

She's not that fat.

[ snort ]

But I guess she agrees.

[ operation bathe Rhada: not cleared, start over? ...not this time. ]

[shall_yield_us]

And I agree and now you agree and the world would agree: you ought to play me something. A short tune. Merry. A tarantella? I might well cry, but make it merry.

[dropkick]

Some other time. You know, when I'm near a piano again.

[shall_yield_us]

And why aren't you?

[dropkick]

'cause we don't own one.

[shall_yield_us]

How... tragic, somehow. We'll have to fetch you one.

[dropkick]

Very. [ to 'tragic and then, at the idea of being fetched a piano... ]

Nice thought, but I don't need it.

[shall_yield_us]

You'd rather a ring?

1/3

[dropkick]

[ Crickets... ]

[dropkick]

If it's down to that, I'd 'rather' a piano.

[dropkick]

But I'm pretty sure both're too extravagant right now.

Unless you're talking rings from Cracker Jack boxes.