Quest 332

[primrosella]

[Accidental Voice Post]

Oh, bother it all, bother it all, of all things to be worried about at a time like thi--

Where are my shoes?!



[OOC: AWWW SHIT WEDDINGS ARE ON THE HORIZON. Stay tuned for a forthcoming log ETA: the log is here, but in the meantime this post is for all your Matrimonial Pregaming needs!

Also, if you're a friend of Rosella's and think you'd be invited to her wedding, you probably are; feel free to drop me a line so we can handwave something!]

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locked; threadjacking because I am a really awful fucking person

[synanthrope]

Hello, Penny.

locked; the ACTUAL worst and it is lovely

[anunluckypenny]

Saya. Hi.

So... you probably know that I have literally no idea what to say to you.

[But only because she's too polite for profanity.]

locked;

[synanthrope]

You know I'm sure you could think of something, but for some reason you won't say it.

locked;

[anunluckypenny]

No, look, I'll say it. Congratulations. How about that? I get what's going on and seriously, it kind of kills me knowing that Robert loves you and not me, but he knows you a hell of a lot better than I do. He must love you for a reason, so... great. I hope you'll both be happy.

Also, I kind of hate you. I don't even know you well enough to hate you, but you knew I'd be stupid enough to screw things up, and I can't even hate you that much because a smarter girl wouldn't have listened to you.

locked;

[synanthrope]

Do you hate me because I convinced you to embarrass yourself, or because Robert proposed to me and not to you?

A smarter girl might have called me an apologized for sleeping with him after he left your apartment. Or at least a girl who acts as polite as you do. Isn't that what people do?

locked;

[anunluckypenny]

Kind of both, but it's not like I don't get why he's not interested in me. I can't hate you because you're beautiful and smart and whatever else.

[. . .]

It was a curse.

locked;

[synanthrope]

You can but it wouldn't be very rational. It was never that I am more beautiful and smarter than you. I simply knew what he wanted when he wanted it. And I gave it to him. I never expected him to fix me.

It was a curse. If you had killed me during a curse, I would think that you would have apologized.

locked;

[anunluckypenny]

I didn't expect him to fix me.

Sleeping with a guy I'm really into who hasn't ever told me that he's serious about someone else isn't the same as killing. [Although now that she mentions it.] ...But I'm sorry.

locked;

[synanthrope]

And that's why you don't get to have him, Penny. Because I do.

[Hey no one said her emotions had to make sense.]

Belated and too late. Hate me as much as you like. I don't really care much for inconsequential people.

locked;

[anunluckypenny]

You...?

[Inconsequential? This conversation needs to end so Penny can go cry somewhere before the wedding.]

I can't hate you now, but... okay. Good luck.

not here

[majorcrotchgrab]

[You can come cry on your gay boyfriend, Penny.]