( video 42 )

[studmuffin]

[ Of course toppling and slamming your hand on the device is a brilliant way to start a feed. Especially if you fail to notice it's now transmitting because you're too busy trying to wrangle your body into a bra of all things. ]

Jesus fucking Christ --. [ The girl isn't immediately familiar but maybe the room behind is. Especially considering Stiles has transmitted from his place in the cabin a half a dozen times already. ] Seriously? Seriously? [ Thankfully the cups themselves are covering the party parts, but they still leave little to the imagination when Stiles throws himself into a chair and blows hair out of his face. He's wearing make-up and there's a dress draped over the headrest behind him and it's obvious he's going for the whole deal. ] C'mon Stilinski, you can do this. You got this. [ Arms behind him he struggles with the clasp a moment more. And then -- ] Yes!

[ There's some really awkward boob adjustment before Stiles is spinning his chair and doing a dance in his underwear for all to see. ] I am awesome.

[ He reaches for the device because of course he has to text Saya about his mission success when --. ] Oh crap. [ A flush settles across his cheeks because yep, still Stiles. Stupid laughter bursts from him before he speaks. ] So my breasts are great, right City?

ooc: picture linked is vaguely nsfw. stiles is a girl today awh yes. replies will come from scintillae.

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[anunluckypenny]

Way to teach that bra who's boss. And you look good, Stiles. Really.

Oh--and this is Penny. I forgot that I'm... yeah.

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[scintillae]

Thanks.

[ Then squinting. ] Wow, that's so weird. You look kind of like that prince that everybody likes to hate on the internet.

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[aprettypenny]

Super-flattering. Thanks.

[You're totally helping her self-esteem. Keep going.]

Are you planning on wearing clothes today?

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[scintillae]

I think all the girls like him or something? [ He doesn't know. ]

Oh yeah, I should do that. I'm totally doing that. [ He's not going to tell his adopted mom that he's hoping to be naked and get all up in Derek Hale's junk. ]

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[aprettypenny]

Not exactly what I'm going for.

[Yeah, good call.] Good, and Stiles? Just... take care of yourself, okay?

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[brobeforehos]

...you're hot. [THERE IS JUST NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT. Is that a hint of redheadedness - the City hates her.]

You know, not to objectify or anything.

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[scintillae]

I know. [ A toothy grin, Stiles leaning on his elbows because it's Mae and also he has great cleavage. ]

I borrowed this really sick dress from Saya too. This is totally to my advantage.

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[brobeforehos]

[They're the #2 greatest tits Mae has seen, after her own. Obviously. And therefore, she cannot feel jealous at all.]

You're taking to this curse with some enthusiasm there, Stiles.

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[scintillae]

I get to touch boobs and it not be creepy or get me punched in the face. What's not to like?

[ Plus he's going to seduce Derek and hopefully finally get laid. ]

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[brobeforehos]

One day mankind will figure out the deal with everyone's obsession with boobs.

[anatural]

You really have no idea how to put that on, do you? [Just laughing a little at the troubles you're having.]

[scintillae]

They don't teach Boobs 101 here.

They should though, considering how many people wake up singing Dude looks like a lady.

[anatural]

[Fair point. Korra takes a bit of pity on him.] If you have trouble reaching behind your back, you could always put the bra on backwards -- you know, clasp front -- and then twist it around so it's on properly. [She mimes the actions to hopefully clarify what she means.]

[scintillae]

Maybe I could just keep it on for the next twenty four hours. [ Thoughtful. ]

How do you guys do it? It's super uncomfortable.

[anatural]

It's a lot more comfortable than running around bouncing.

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[chasesskirt]

[Scrubs are wonderfully forgiving things. No tits on display here, just Chase leaning back in his office chair, looking somewhat more comfortable than last time this happened.]

Do the clasp at the front. [He mimes] Then slide it round. Of course, then everyone would have got the full view.

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[scintillae]

[ Making a knowing noise in the back of his throat. ]

Now Saya's lesbian experience makes so much more sense. [ A slightly wicked grin. ] Still hot, Doc.

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[chasesskirt]

You should ask for some of her stories, if you think I'm it. [No really, it's a nice way to spend an afternoon. Saya has also mentioned why her clothes are on loan today - though Chase isn't saying as much.] Going somewhere fancy?

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[scintillae]

Hopefully.

[ Totally making Derek date him like a boss. ] Saya lent me the dress, I totally did not steal it.

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[brobeforehos]

I was wondering if you'd come back.

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[chasesskirt]

...I'm the same person, Mae.

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[brobeforehos]

Give or change a few chromosomes.

[67chevyimpala]

[What the --? Oh, hell...]

Yeah. Your breasts are great. I gather you're cursed, given the name you just called yourself. See? Years of training, that's me. Are you sure you can handle this change, kid?

[scintillae]

If I can't I'll totally get someone else to handle it for me.

[ He's not sorry, Dean. ]

so sorry, been in and out of hospital...

[67chevyimpala]

Ah, I see what you did there. That was a good one.

Going to let people paw at you?