163 DIAGNOSIS

[vicodincrutch]

 I have thankfully had a minimal amount of unwilling saliva swapping this year. Because of that, I will not be Scrooging with so much gusto. And because there are only a few days left. The fleeting nature of the City will have this all be forgotten. I'm glad that I can count on all of you to not be the type to keep the damn lights on in your personality long after the holiday is over.

I didn't ask for anything for Christmas. The things that everyone wants are usually impossible to obtain and just as impossible to ask for. 

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[fingersnapping]

Asking the impossible is the spirit of the holiday, I thought. After all, don't the humans of this century still believe a single fat man in a laden sleigh can deliver presents across the world in a single night? I mean--it's possible if you know how, but the real question is why would you bother?

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[vicodincrutch]

You don't bother because if it were possible, a big if, everyone would get what they want. And that in of itself would be chaos.

Imagine. All those busty women.

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[fingersnapping]

If people can get what they want by just asking for it, then life would be dull, not chaotic. Besides, most human males wouldn't know what to do with a busty woman under normal circumstances, let alone if one fell out of their stockings on Christmas morning.

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[vicodincrutch]

You sound like you're not in the practice of imagining busty women falling out of anything.

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[fingersnapping]

I hardly need to rely on my imagination.

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[lastsonofgilead]

'Tis often the way of desire, even outside of a holiday of the Man-Jesus.

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[vicodincrutch]

.........You said Man-Jesus.

Is there a Woman-Jesus?

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[lastsonofgilead]

Ask a Manni. I don't follow the Man-Jesus.

backdated like woah

[anunluckypenny]

So how do you plan on spending the holidays, House?

[She asks because she has decided to befriend him. And why not? She's friends with basically everyone else at the hospital.]

my love is like woah

[vicodincrutch]

[Penny nooooooo. Abort this mission!]

Loaded hopefully. If not then marathon-ing Mission Impossible could be entertaining.

...woah

[anunluckypenny]

[Nope! She told dying!Wilson that she was going to be persistent. This is her persisting.]

That's definitely one way to do it. If you want to mix it up a little, you know, there're other things to do. Ones that involve fewer drugs and more being around people.