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[studmuffin]

Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis / create a new magnetic pole

( ooc: shhh backdating. )

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[nomorefeathers]

Well. That was vulgar.

[studmuffin]

What? [ A long pause as he checks the network. ] Ooo. It could have been worse to be honest.

[nomorefeathers]

I suppose so. It is better than some I've seen.

[studmuffin]

[ He's done worse without being cursed, that's for sure. ]

But I'm sorry. For like your sensibilities and stuff. The City makes us all kind of obnoxious.

[nomorefeathers]

[Her smile is slightly sardonic]

I'm an actress. Or was. Whatever. I've heard worse.

Is this a regular thing? The unintentional... commentary?

[studmuffin]

Oh cool.

[ He hums. ] Sometimes. It's a curse. They can be all too reveal-y. I think the City enjoys monumental amounts of embarrassment.

[lefthandedgenius]

i can't know this and be in the bedroom next to yours, stiles.

i cannot know this

[studmuffin]

what do you think i DO with my time, lydia?

[lefthandedgenius]

something constructive!

[studmuffin]

this is constructive !

[lefthandedgenius]

informative and constructive are not the same thing!

[studmuffin]

wow stop being so picky i am busy !!1

[ Such a little shit. ]

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[affectioning]

You send this kind of stuff to me all the time.

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[studmuffin]

i don't know why everyone's freaking out. i'm very open about my junk.

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[affectioning]

you've send me worse.

he's sent me way worse.

i probably have, too. everyone gets morning wood.

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[studmuffin]

real friends share junk issues with their friends.

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[affectioning]

or best friends do.

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[studmuffin]

ttly. you'd think something was wrong if i didn't txt u about my dick.

[brobeforehos]

TMI about your genitals

[studmuffin]

excuse you there is never enough information about my genitals.

[ He's not even embarrassed, he's just going to roll with this. ]

[brobeforehos]

No, there definitely is.

[studmuffin]

mavis you're hurting my feelings.

[brobeforehos]

I can tell by the way you're calling me that again.

[studmuffin]

it's my go to when youre rude.

[brobeforehos]

This is me being nice.

[studmuffin]

uh huh. sure it is.

[vicodincrutch]

Now that doesn't sound like anyone is attempting to compensate for anything.

[studmuffin]

[ A pause, and then --. ]

Hey, if a guy says something cursed than nobody's allowed to psychoanalyze him, right? It's only fair.

[vicodincrutch]

Don't worry. You don't need to bring in any witnesses with a story that may or may not exist.

[studmuffin]

Hey I'm all for an identity parade but there are kids here. [ Not that Stiles isn't included in that group himself. ]

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[hischair]

i feel like this every day of my life

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[studmuffin]

[ Now he's thinking about Jim Kirk's junk. Not helping the situation. Neither is the desire to make a warp core joke. ]

it's a troubled life but someone has to bare it.

[ Spelling intended.

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[hexuality]

oh good, i'd almost forgotten what it was like to have brothers around and hearing stuff like this.

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[studmuffin]

i'm glad i can be of service. you dont want to get used 2 not having grossness in ur life weasley.

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[hexuality]

with you as a friend? perish the thought.

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[studmuffin]

i like to enlighten the city on info.

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[hexuality]

too much of it. but i'm not horrified.

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[studmuffin]

advertising my wares will ttly help me get laid, right?

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[hexuality]

let me know if it works.

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[studmuffin]

don't worry i'll shout it from the rooftops.

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[hexuality]

i'll keep an ear out.

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[studmuffin]

yeah do! talk to you later ginny?

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[hexuality]

always, stilinski.