MK V ▾ TEXT.

[fe_male]

if someone knew that someone accidentally drunkenly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you?

[ just afterward. ]

follow-up question: what if both someones were me?

Comments

[fe_male]

If I can do that while drunk I feel like I deserve some kind of medal.

[punchedhitler]

If anyone could manage it, it would be you.

[fe_male]

Thank... you?

[punchedhitler]

You're welcome.

[fe_male]

Are you going to give me a medal?

[punchedhitler]

I'm not really empowered to hand out medals.

[fe_male]

How much power do you actually need to hand out medals?

[punchedhitler]

Well you need an interest in paperwork, I think.

[fe_male]

Ah. I wonder how they ever get passed out then. No-one actually has an interest in paperwork, right? That's got to be a myth.

[punchedhitler]

I think Agent Coulson likes it.

[fe_male]

Yes, well he's obviously a mythical creature. I thought that was a given.

[punchedhitler]

Whatever you say, Tony.

[fe_male]

Do you want to rethink that phrasing at all. or is that your final answer?

[punchedhitler]

It used to make your dad happy.

[fe_male]

[ ..... yay. ]

That was an answer, right? Final answer, then.

[punchedhitler]

This feels like a trick.

[fe_male]

Now you know how I felt just a second ago.