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[orangetoughguy]

[In an attempt to summon some help or good luck for the battle going on on the mountain, while he's posted at ground level maintaining the fort...]

Gnillac ym etirovaf hctiw. Revo.

Comments

[punchedhitler]

What?

[orangetoughguy]

[Steeb ur not a witch.]

Hey. How's it going out there?

[punchedhitler]

Did you sneeze?

[A sigh]

It's going better than I expected.

[fastest_dude_ever]

Doing it Zatara style, dude buddy?

[orangetoughguy]

You understood? I did it right??

[fastest_dude_ever]

I understood, but as for doing it right? Can't help ya there. Not a magic dude.

[orangetoughguy]

Oh. Yeah. Me neither, I don't know the ultimate secret to it.

[SHRUG.]

[fastest_dude_ever]

[OH YOU.]

Yeah, see, I don't even get my own powers half the time. How are you holding up down there?

[orangetoughguy]

A couple numbskulls are taking advantage of the situation. [More break ins, more drunk and disorderly conduct.] But we've got it under control.

You?

[fastest_dude_ever]

Oh you know, death and destruction, horribly crippling nightmares, the usual.

[mortemscintilla]

[ Ah. Such eloquent pig latin. ]

[ Not that 'Li' knows what that is. ]

...Um.

Something caught in your throat?

[orangetoughguy]

No. I'm fine. Something caught in yours?

[mortemscintilla]

No.

[ doot doot ]

At least I don't. Think so.

[ Watch as he clears his throat as if to make sure. ]

[orangetoughguy]

I'm just checking.

[It's his job to protect the citizens from themselves!!]

[mortemscintilla]

I ... think it's all clear.

[ Like Mucinex except in a cawp suit!!! ]

Was that post a, um, code for something?

[orangetoughguy]

I was hoping to get some help up there. Can't use too much you know?

[mortemscintilla]

You have a point.

[ g u l p ]

I just hope all those people caught in the battle don't, well. Come back as frogs or something.

[ How is he supposed to sell his pastries to frogs, after all? ]

[thenormalsquint]

Needs more work if you're trying to be secretive.