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lιeυтenanт нιĸarυ ѕυlυ ([personal profile] excelsiors) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-10-18 12:21 pm

» two.

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( sulu's voice sounds a little belabored, like he's been exercising. his words are curt and to the point. )

Apparently going for the head isn't going to cut it. In case you were wondering.

( there's a sound of something slicing, the ring of metal, and then the feed cuts out. )

( » action )

( most people would run away from the creepy skeleton creatures, but sulu is determined to find a way through them. he can be found in various city locals, taking them on with a super coolTM sword. you should come say hi. or help. or get into a damsel-y scenario. whatever works, really. )
candothat: (Stop asking me to do the things)

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[personal profile] candothat 2013-10-19 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Does it sound like there might be animated zombie-skeletons running around in the background? Yeah? Probably, because there are. Getting in trouble, what.]

How many slices does it take to incapacitate one of these creatures?

[Chekov might sound out of breath. He might be doing a lot of running.]
candothat: (I hate your face)

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[personal profile] candothat 2013-10-19 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
So three, if you aim well.

[Man, Chekov kind of wishes he could see the carnage. Sulu is really cool when he's hacking things up.]

I'm in one piece, currently, and my exact location is--don't laugh at me for this--unknown.
candothat: (Whatever)

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[personal profile] candothat 2013-10-19 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[So. Damn. Cool. Which are not words that Sulu will ever hear uttered.]

I was going to work, I was attacked, I ran! [aka not his fault] The forest, in retrospect, was not a good place to run to, but I will find my way out.
candothat: (What the hell)

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[personal profile] candothat 2013-10-19 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
How is that possible if even I don't know my location?

[That was meant to be patronizing. It comes out a little nervous instead.]

Are the others safe? Relatively?
candothat: (Shutting up)

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[personal profile] candothat 2013-10-19 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
That is a terrible plan.

[Obviously.]

And you both have your limbs attached? Hvala bogu.
candothat: (Another plot twist!)

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[personal profile] candothat 2013-10-19 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Please keep them attached. You will be at the hospital? I can meet you there.

[He's not quite as self-assured as usual. There's not even a snarky rejoinder.]
candothat: (Serious: Earnest)

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[personal profile] candothat 2013-10-20 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
One hour.

[Best bro He will try very hard to not die. It isn't an experience that he wants to repeat more than one more time. But getting to the hospital might take some time, and he would rather not have everyone risk their lives trying to save him because he got lost while running away from zombies.]
candothat: (Distressed)

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[personal profile] candothat 2013-10-20 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Fifty-three. Final offer.
candothat: (Expletives!)

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[personal profile] candothat 2013-10-20 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I would expect nothing less than constant reminders.

You will be alive when I get there.
candothat: (Petulant)

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[personal profile] candothat 2013-10-20 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't joke about that.

[He will be VERY UPSET if Sulu dies. There might be tears.]
candothat: (Input)

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[personal profile] candothat 2013-10-25 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Then I will see you, intact, in no more than fifty-three minutes.

[He won't need those extra eight minutes. Chekov might not be much of a fighter, but he's sufficiently fast and sneaky to make it to the hospital unmaimed and in a timely fashion.]