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Remember kids, Doctor Google's only your friend if you don't happen to know a real one. And if you don't happen to know a real one - hi, I'm Doctor Chase. I can use the anatomically correct names for your more interesting body parts without blushing, and tell you what it's safe to do with them.

Embarrassing curse today, huh. Sure glad I'm not caught up in it.






How is Babby formed?
HOW TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK.
CAN I FUCK IT: A BASIC PSA.

(click that last and it links to:

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He's your brother and he showed you how to tie him up.

[Try as he might to keep the dubious tone from his voice - well.]

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[synanthrope]

No. He showed me spider porn.

[Pause.]

It was a joke.

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[He looks up at her, biting down the corners of his mouth.]

Well, that's less disturbing than I thought.

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[synanthrope]

I'm not so depraved that I would have sex with my brother.

And I tie better knots than he ever could.

Good fingers.

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[intheblanks]

I didn't mean sex. Hadn't gotten that far in the mental image bank.

[He twines a hand with hers - good fingers indeed - and winces.]

Now I'm glad I've never met him.

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[synanthrope]

[She just looks amused, pleased.]

Don't you have work, or are you going to spend your day watching the Network for more awkward questions about animal sex?

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It is becoming a specialist area. [Go on, tell him spiders aren't animals.]

Night shift.

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[synanthrope]

You could treat boys stupid enough to let a dog fuck them.

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[intheblanks]

If that weren't a slight exaggeration of the issue, I'd probably have to.

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[synanthrope]

Werewolves, dogs, at least they're not asking about cats.

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[The wince is obligatory.]

Barbed.

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[synanthrope]

Yes.

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[intheblanks]

[At least they're on the same page, even if it's one more image he could do without.]

There aren't many species where the man doesn't expect his partner to try and escape halfway through.

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[synanthrope]

[She considers that]

Would you try and run from me?

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[intheblanks]

That's a weirdly belated question. [And when he thinks on it further-] Wait, am I the woman in this relationship?

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[synanthrope]

No, but the female of my species is much more dangerous to the male than the other way around.

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[intheblanks]

Right, but we both know that's what I like about you.

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[synanthrope]

It would be very different if I ever ate the men I sleep with.

[But she gives him a kiss, and it's a bit prolonged, for her]

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Man. [He catches her around the waist and pulls her down, a little roughly, for him.] You could top my list for preferred methods of suicide.

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[synanthrope]

I'm told necrosis is painful.

[She's so literal, but this time, she may actually be kidding]

Am I working the night shift, too?

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[intheblanks]

You mean am I keeping you busy until then?

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[synanthrope]

[She tilts her head, gives him a look]

Do you think you could manage it?

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[intheblanks]

[Saya. Don't ever make it a challenge.]