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Remember kids, Doctor Google's only your friend if you don't happen to know a real one. And if you don't happen to know a real one - hi, I'm Doctor Chase. I can use the anatomically correct names for your more interesting body parts without blushing, and tell you what it's safe to do with them.

Embarrassing curse today, huh. Sure glad I'm not caught up in it.






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[synanthrope]

[She considers that]

Would you try and run from me?

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[intheblanks]

That's a weirdly belated question. [And when he thinks on it further-] Wait, am I the woman in this relationship?

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[synanthrope]

No, but the female of my species is much more dangerous to the male than the other way around.

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[intheblanks]

Right, but we both know that's what I like about you.

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[synanthrope]

It would be very different if I ever ate the men I sleep with.

[But she gives him a kiss, and it's a bit prolonged, for her]

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[intheblanks]

Man. [He catches her around the waist and pulls her down, a little roughly, for him.] You could top my list for preferred methods of suicide.

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[synanthrope]

I'm told necrosis is painful.

[She's so literal, but this time, she may actually be kidding]

Am I working the night shift, too?

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[intheblanks]

You mean am I keeping you busy until then?

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[synanthrope]

[She tilts her head, gives him a look]

Do you think you could manage it?

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[intheblanks]

[Saya. Don't ever make it a challenge.]