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[studmuffin]

Today - Tuesday, October 1.

10:12 am: 7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen To Be True. www.smashed.com
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00.32 am: Muscle Jocks And Giant Cocks - scene 7. www.porncity.com

Yesterday - Monday, September 30.

11.23 pm: knotting in real life???? www.search.com
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1.23 pm: TEN SIGNS HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. www.everymagazineever.com

Sunday, September 29.

3.24 am: are leprachauns real? www.search.com

ooc: OCTOBER 1 | Cookies Are for Eating or Deleting. Considering this is Stiles this is going to be NSFW. I'm sorry, I regret everything.

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[mortemscintilla]

I ...

Think we've already hit our heads a couple of times, while tumbling down to the bottom.

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[studmuffin]

Pretty sure I have concussion now.

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[mortemscintilla]

Better than memory loss and loose teeth.

...I think.

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[studmuffin]

[ He pulls a face. ]

Yeah, I guess. Unless the concussion leads to memory loss and loose teeth.

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[mortemscintilla]

And then there's risks for developing Alzheimer's and dementia in your old age...

[ Not that either of you will live to see your merry old age, if canon is anything to go by. ]

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[studmuffin]

Wow. So much to live for.

[ omg no. they will both live. they will both live. ]

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[mortemscintilla]

Maybe this is what they mean by, 'Life's a b-i-t-c-h [ yes, he did just spell it out. Only PG-rated words out of 'Li's lily-lips, tyvm. ] and then you die.'

[ BECAUSE THEY WILL. EVENTUALLY. GRUESOMELY. DEATH IS CERTAIN. ]

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[studmuffin]

[ DO NOT SPELL IT GOD HE THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL. ]

Well hey, at least in the City you come back again.

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[mortemscintilla]

[ HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COOL RIGHT NOW; HE IS INCOGNITO!!! ]

There's no guarantee, actually. The City likes to play a random numbers game. Some people who've d-died here ... actually stay dead.

[ Trust him; he makes it his business to comb old Network entries. ]

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[studmuffin]

[ THESE RULES ARE DUMB. ]

Seriously? [ A long pause. ] Huh. Better be more careful, I guess.

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[mortemscintilla]

[ THIS IS WHY HE NEVER HAS ANY FUN!!! ]

Especially on the off-chance you do come back as City Dead, but you're one of those rotting zombie types. With the limp. And the speech impediment. And the um, unpleasantly pungent aromas.

[ Such a ray of sunshine. ]

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[studmuffin]

Gross.

[ Miming a shiver. ] I think if I ever become a zombie everyone should just ... do the good thing and find a spell or something. [ Ha ha ha, nobody gets to kill him. ]