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[studmuffin]

Today - Tuesday, October 1.

10:12 am: 7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen To Be True. www.smashed.com
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00.32 am: Muscle Jocks And Giant Cocks - scene 7. www.porncity.com

Yesterday - Monday, September 30.

11.23 pm: knotting in real life???? www.search.com
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1.23 pm: TEN SIGNS HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. www.everymagazineever.com

Sunday, September 29.

3.24 am: are leprachauns real? www.search.com

ooc: OCTOBER 1 | Cookies Are for Eating or Deleting. Considering this is Stiles this is going to be NSFW. I'm sorry, I regret everything.

Comments

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[studmuffin]

[ Head in hands. ]

Nobody's ever going to do it now. Ever.

private

[intheblanks]

Oh come on, that's not true. Plenty more muscle jocks in the sea.

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[studmuffin]

[ Huff. ]

Well, once you save one from drowning you're kind of stuck with them?

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[intheblanks]

Sounds like an unconventional way to get a date.

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[studmuffin]

Our lacrosse captain turned into a lizard monster. [ A shrug. ]

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[intheblanks]

Okay, and just to clarify, is that hot or not?

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[studmuffin]

He had venom that could paralyze you. [ He pulls a face. ] It wasn't hot, believe me.

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[intheblanks]

Just checking.

Some lizards have two penises. I'd love to see the search results on that.

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[studmuffin]

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I don't want to think about Jackson with two dicks.