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[studmuffin]

Today - Tuesday, October 1.

10:12 am: 7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen To Be True. www.smashed.com
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00.32 am: Muscle Jocks And Giant Cocks - scene 7. www.porncity.com

Yesterday - Monday, September 30.

11.23 pm: knotting in real life???? www.search.com
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1.23 pm: TEN SIGNS HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. www.everymagazineever.com

Sunday, September 29.

3.24 am: are leprachauns real? www.search.com

ooc: OCTOBER 1 | Cookies Are for Eating or Deleting. Considering this is Stiles this is going to be NSFW. I'm sorry, I regret everything.

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[brobeforehos]

oh my god
STILES CHECK THE NETWORK

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[studmuffin]

okay ??

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[studmuffin]

[ Several panicked seconds later. ]

holy fuck i'm going to die.

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[brobeforehos]

Knotting, though?

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[studmuffin]

shut up shut up shut up I WAS CURIOUS.

[ He's going ... to quickly leave the cabin. Right now. Right this second. ]

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[brobeforehos]

I'll grant you sanctuary.

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[studmuffin]

i don't think that's going to save me!!!!!

[ Maybe Derek's broken cock was the reason he wasn't sleeping with Stiles. HE DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD GET OUT IN THE OPEN. ]

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[brobeforehos]

[IT'S SO GROSS.]

He'll have to go through me.

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[studmuffin]

[ Honestly, he freaked himself out and fixed it with porn of big guys. ]

i can't find my jeep keys. ahahaha. i'm fcked.

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[brobeforehos]

Think of happy thoughts and fly away.

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[brobeforehos]

I'm sorry, that was insensitive and I regret it.

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[studmuffin]

WHEN THEY FIND PART OF MY BODY IN THE FOUNTAIN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

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[brobeforehos]

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE

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[studmuffin]

derek gets angry at making out!!!! how do you think he's going to react if i'm looking up weird possible penis magic

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[brobeforehos]

Penis magic sounds hilarious.

[MATURITY.]

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[studmuffin]

no stop i can't laugh as i run away he'll hear me

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[brobeforehos]

Wait
Wait

If it's penis magic, do we call orgasms 'spelling'?

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[studmuffin]

ask ginny!!! or remus!!! he's a dude he might know

[ pls dont ask remus. ]

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[brobeforehos]

Weasley might kill me.

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[studmuffin]

for asking her or hiM?