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005 mph [video]

Okay, so, there was an explosion. I swear it had nothing to do with me this time. I promise.

[He's bare-faced, but as he speaks, he pulls his cowl over his face. Yup, he's officially done with the whole "secret identity" thing.]

Is there anyone hurt? Anyone missing? Pets included. Does anyone need help? Head count, please.

[He's uncharacteristically serious, here. He really wants to help you. Whoever you are.]

[ooc: So, I took a sort of unofficial/unplanned for hiatus when work caught up with me. So let's just assume this is a more timely post having taken place at some point earlier.]

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[A sigh, and he switches to audio.]

None taken.

No, I was not aware of an explosion. Has someone attempted another escape?

I...don't know. There's no earthquakes or anything, so maybe it wasn't as bad as all that. Should we go investigate?

That would be wise. Have you identified where the source is?

[Omg, you wanna hang out, Spock? He is so happy.]

Uhhhhaaaaahhhhhhh...thataways. [He points behind him. Let's say it's east. That's a good direction.]

[Someone has to keep an eye on the clowns.]

I will be there shortly.

Wanna race?

I am certain you will be victorious.

[It's not a "no", though.]

I'll go easy on ya! Last one there has to buy the other one food.

[Don't worry, Spock, he won't make you buy him a mountain of cheeseburgers.]

Very well.

[Spock no Wally's food bills are enormous...]

Alrighty! See ya eastwards!

[He zips off. Half a second later, he zips back and grabs his comm with an "a-yoink." Cue Flash running around town aimlessly, realizing that he never set an actual place to meet Spock at.]

Edited 2013-09-18 09:26 (UTC)

[He dashed off before Spock could ask about a place to meet at, so he simply sets off, dressed in civilian clothes, with high collars like he's used to, ears exposed, tricorder tucked into his belt along with his phaser. Once he's identified a few landmarks, and, seeing no one, he pings Wally's communicator with his location.]

[Flash arrives three minutes after, having been distracted by a churro stand on the way. He's already eaten his, as indicated by the crumbs on his mouth. He offers the extra one he bought to Spock.

It's difficult, but he manages not to let his eyes longer too long on his ears - sort of a moot point, what with his eyes being whited out, but still. This Spock is younger than the one he caught on television as a kid, but he doesn't say so, mostly because he doesn't figure it's good etiquette to tell someone they're a fictional character in his world and partly because again, it's kinda rude.

Then again, he's about to talk with his mouth full. This whole situation is pretty weird, but this isn't the first time he's hung out with famous fake people.]

So, I guess you won! Nice to meet ya in the flesh, Spock. Sorry about running off like that. Sometimes I get a little ahead of myself. And uh, everyone else.

It is not a problem. Thank you for... the churro.

[Out of politeness, he takes it and carefully puts it in his pocket, looking away from Flash so the man can stare as much as he wants. Spock doesn't mind, honestly, he prefers an overt reaction to someone being passive aggressive ~~hi Chakotay~~.]

I am pleased to meet you as well, Mr. West. [A beat.] What name do you prefer?

[Whoa. It's weird having someone not in the League refer to him by his real name. Still, it's something he's going to have to get used to.]

Mr. West is my dad! Call me Wally. Or Flash. Y'know, I don't really care either way. I'll respond to pretty much anything, as long as it's PG.

[He crumples up his last churro wrapper and does a basketball shot into the nearest trash can. He makes it, of course, because he is awesome.]

So, that explosion, huh?

Very well, Flash.

[Spock doesn't use people's first names. Even Chekov gets called Mister. He's having a lot of difficulty adjusting to not using people's ranks due to Khan being around.]

Indeed. This way, I believe.

[He begins to walk, expecting Flash to keep up.]

[He keeps up. Gosh, everyone in the world is so dang slow.]

Okay, so let's make some bets. I said that it was probably a giant eating tacos, but Lara disagreed with me. Anything can happen here, right?

[Pause. He was told something else too, but he can't exactly reveal the source, really.]

Someone else told me it was curse-related. I'll put some money on that.

[Spock is walking as fast as he can, gosh!! Not everyone can just wander into a lab and get struck by lightning in a chemical bath.]

It is likely related to a curse. [pause] How did you reach the conclusion it was a giant eating tacos?

[Sure they can, if the weather is right! Is Spock power-walking? Please say yes.]

...Have you ever eaten a taco? Have you ever eaten one more taco than was strictly necessary?

[Wally no]

No. It is my understanding that tacos contain meat; I am vegetarian.

They totally have vegetarian tacos. Like, with...tofu...and vegetables...and...what else do vegetarians like? Cheese?

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D8 thank you for backtagging me for like, a month now. you don't have to reply.