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[fastest_dude_ever]

Okay, so, there was an explosion. I swear it had nothing to do with me this time. I promise.

[He's bare-faced, but as he speaks, he pulls his cowl over his face. Yup, he's officially done with the whole "secret identity" thing.]

Is there anyone hurt? Anyone missing? Pets included. Does anyone need help? Head count, please.

[He's uncharacteristically serious, here. He really wants to help you. Whoever you are.]


[ooc: So, I took a sort of unofficial/unplanned for hiatus when work caught up with me. So let's just assume this is a more timely post having taken place at some point earlier.]

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[mortemscintilla]

[ Long time, no see. Excuse him if he doesn't revert to 'Li's timid cover. A lie is as good as its use, after all. ]

You're going to save pets?

[ Dry as unbuttered toast. ]

not private, 'cause fuck 'im. <3

[fastest_dude_ever]

[He's all bristly!]

Yeah! Pets are people too! Only, uh, not. But they still deserve saving.

private forever

[mortemscintilla]

Do you make a habit of rescuing kitten stuck up trees, too?

it probably looks like he's talking to himself.

[fastest_dude_ever]

If they need it, sure! Not yours, though. You can rescue your own kittens.

[Lying. Flash will rescue your kittens if you are too busy or something, Hei. But only then.]

text; private

[logistical]

We are accounted for. What is the problem?

video; private

[fastest_dude_ever]

Glad to hear you're alright, pal. You didn't hear the big ol' boom? You got the ears for it.

[Beat.]

No offense.

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[logistical]

[A sigh, and he switches to audio.]

None taken.

No, I was not aware of an explosion. Has someone attempted another escape?

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[fastest_dude_ever]

I...don't know. There's no earthquakes or anything, so maybe it wasn't as bad as all that. Should we go investigate?

knowing Hei has been terrible for your image so far, Wally xD

[mortemscintilla]

Lucky for me, I'm not a kitten person.

[ Or an animal person, in general. People ... well. Hei's good with approaching them, playing up to their emotions for info or leverage. But not good at them. There's a difference between feigning humanity and being an actual, cohesive human being. ]

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[logistical]

That would be wise. Have you identified where the source is?

b-but...he can't quit him (yes he could probably)

[fastest_dude_ever]

You seem more like a....

[Chin rub.]

Snake person. Maybe fish. Amphibian person. Giant creepy spider person. You know, anything cold-blooded and uncuddly.

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[fastest_dude_ever]

[Omg, you wanna hang out, Spock? He is so happy.]

Uhhhhaaaaahhhhhhh...thataways. [He points behind him. Let's say it's east. That's a good direction.]

You're not the first one to say that 8'(

[mortemscintilla]

At least you didn't toss in descriptors about scales or forked tongues.

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[logistical]

[Someone has to keep an eye on the clowns.]

I will be there shortly.

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[fastest_dude_ever]

Wanna race?

small-town problems. they'll be around each other forever.

[fastest_dude_ever]

Those are implied. Are you still in the slammer?

video ] fashionably late?

[affectioning]

My friends checked in. So did my mom. We're all fine. Not hurt. Glad to see you stopped your explosion habit. [ A smile. ]

Does this mean you're off house arrest?

/slams into wally

[thenormalsquint]

He doth protest too much?

[It seems like explosions here are getting to be too regular, aren't they?]

[valentineluke]

Is the costume really necessary?

[Video]

[tangledintower]

We're all okay over here!

[She smiles a little at him, trying to not be too worried. There's been way too many explosions and weirdness going on here lately.]

Omg hi!

[fastest_dude_ever]

Hey, I own up to my bads! This was not my bad! The last time was, though.

video ] late to everything but my period.

[fastest_dude_ever]

Glad you guys are alright. And yeah, totally free now! How's the shelter?

[fastest_dude_ever]

Well, yeah. If I'm gonna be running at top speed, I can't wear normal duds.

[Video]

[fastest_dude_ever]

Good. Do you need a hand to hold or something? 'Cause I got two.

video ] you are or i am

[affectioning]

It's coming along. But, you still have a job here if you want it. You still organize the best. And we've moved onto painting. I think you'll be proud.