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Hei (Li Shenshung) ([personal profile] mortemscintilla) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-09-12 08:55 pm

♦♦ 30TH CONTRACT - ANONYMOUS TEXT/ ACTION

Dear City,

Has anyone ever wondered about the ridiculous choices available in condoms? Or what they mean?

If you buy ribbed condoms, exactly who is that for? And what does it say to your partner? Those bumps are so small, you can hardly feel them with your fingertips. I doubt someone's orifices will notice the difference. What, then, is the subtext? That your junk lacks the requisites they find satisfying? 'So, I got ribbed condoms because my dick lacks flair. Or maybe flare.' 

That doesn't bode well.

And what's with the coloured ones? Those in green -- do they make you fantasize about comic book heroes? Or does the idea of a green schlong make you think of gangrene and that they'll probably have to amputate? The yellow ones. Hepatic dysfunction comes to mind. I have no idea what to say about the blue numbers, except I doubt anyone's enjoying it. Tissue hypoxia does it for no-one. The reds just make me think of elongated clown noses. Those are creepy enough on a clown. You don't need them between anyone's legs. And black. I wish I knew what to say about black. Once you roll them on, they don't exactly look black. More like a dull grey, which reminds me of zombies. If you ride too hard, will it fall off?

Then there's the brandnames. Durex has an intimidating 'dure' message that says: you'd better go for hours and like it. Trojans disturb me for several reasons. No one enjoys the 'Trojan Horse' implications. Hung like a horse might be a compliment, but fatal surprises aren't. Lifestyle makes you think of underhanded marketing strategies. All I feel for them is postmodern despair. Bravo seems like you're congratulating someone before the show's even started. In most of Asia, the popular brand is OK, which is equally anti-climactic. I guess it's just OK for them.

Lastly, there's the issue of the amount of condoms. I've wondered about it for a long time. Is a 12-pack too desperate? Does it signify overachievement? Then again, the 5-pack seems a little condescending. Like you've got valid reasons to lower expectations. And just 1 condom? Don't get me started.

Sure, choice and variety are liberating. But is it worth the angst?

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[ ooc: No, Hei hasn't lost his mind. However the senseless post has a coded message for Pai. ((Earday Arflowerstay, odecay Green Yellow Blue. Outway of ellcay. Imway OK. at st 151. In other words:  Dear Starflower, code Green Yellow Blue (re: All Clear). Out of cell. I'm OK.  At street 151.)) Blue highlights not ic, but can be if you'd like to go that route for funsies! Replies will be anonymous and untraceable! also, backtagging will be mighty, since I am a slow hiatusaurus<3 ]
moonlitrequiem: (Slightly confused)

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[personal profile] moonlitrequiem 2013-09-22 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Yin's quiet for a moment, watching his twitching, the change, the fleck of cream. She even reaches over to wipe it off.]

Korra spoke to me of dating. And I looked them up.

[It's all you Hei. Only you. As a Doll, she's incapable of being interested in them, and this remains only a mild curiosity. She wouldn't suffer any despair at being told no.]
moonlitrequiem: (Frail and thin)

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[personal profile] moonlitrequiem 2013-09-22 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[When Hei pulls away, Yin stops and lowers her hand. She misses the blush, and wouldn't understand it's importance, anyway. In fact, it's not important at all.]

To see what dating is. Why it's done.

[And now that she knows, she is trying to understand the line of what is and isn't. Apparently this is not? As for crushing, if Hei would only ask so she could shock him again.]
moonlitrequiem: (Worried (she can be))

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[personal profile] moonlitrequiem 2013-09-22 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Yin follows the sound of the thud, then looks back at Hei. Dating sounds pointless. So clearly this is not a date; Hei wouldn't waste his time like that. However, she's paused on something. Her eyes drift to the table.]

[In a low voice she speaks.]


Korra said she was dating. She is being played with?

[Yep. Yin is asking about how another is being treated. Yin is showing curiosity beyond just wanting to spy on Korra. It's gone far beyond that.]
moonlitrequiem: (A bit put out)

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[personal profile] moonlitrequiem 2013-09-22 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Perhaps it wasn't Korra and Hei weren't on the same page, but that dating was the only terminology Yin could comprehend their situation.]

[Whatever it is, at Hei's words, Yin looks down at the table. She can take care of herself.]


She's not playing.

[Maybe it's when Hei mangles the spoon, or the fact Korra's situation matters enough to warrant commentary, but Yin looks back up at Hei, her expression barely picking up a tinge of confusion. The spoon, especially, had nothing to do with this. Something is off. This would normally be where she starts spying on him again, but his order not to still stands. Now Yin is at war with herself once more.]
moonlitrequiem: (Listening)

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[personal profile] moonlitrequiem 2013-09-23 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[The hand serves as much as a rebuke would have, effectively silencing Yin as she takes Hei's hand. It isn't just the conversation, but their time together is up. Something about their conversation.... He never even finished the pastries he bought.]

[Again, she offers him the rose from earlier, her free hand listlessly lifting the confection.]
moonlitrequiem: (This is surprise)

Action; sorry it's so short ;;

[personal profile] moonlitrequiem 2013-09-23 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Much like their conversation, and her conversation with Korra, Yin allows the sugary petals to dissolve in her mouth, silently, as she follows Hei's lead home.]