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♦♦ 30TH CONTRACT - ANONYMOUS TEXT/ ACTION
Dear City,
Has anyone ever wondered about the ridiculous choices available in condoms? Or what they mean?
If you buy ribbed condoms, exactly who is that for? And what does it say to your partner? Those bumps are so small, you can hardly feel them with your fingertips. I doubt someone's orifices will notice the difference. What, then, is the subtext? That your junk lacks the requisites they find satisfying? 'So, I got ribbed condoms because my dick lacks flair. Or maybe flare.'
That doesn't bode well.
And what's with the coloured ones? Those in green -- do they make you fantasize about comic book heroes? Or does the idea of a green schlong make you think of gangrene and that they'll probably have to amputate? The yellow ones. Hepatic dysfunction comes to mind. I have no idea what to say about the blue numbers, except I doubt anyone's enjoying it. Tissue hypoxia does it for no-one. The reds just make me think of elongated clown noses. Those are creepy enough on a clown. You don't need them between anyone's legs. And black. I wish I knew what to say about black. Once you roll them on, they don't exactly look black. More like a dull grey, which reminds me of zombies. If you ride too hard, will it fall off?
Then there's the brandnames. Durex has an intimidating 'dure' message that says: you'd better go for hours and like it. Trojans disturb me for several reasons. No one enjoys the 'Trojan Horse' implications. Hung like a horse might be a compliment, but fatal surprises aren't. Lifestyle makes you think of underhanded marketing strategies. All I feel for them is postmodern despair. Bravo seems like you're congratulating someone before the show's even started. In most of Asia, the popular brand is OK, which is equally anti-climactic. I guess it's just OK for them.
Lastly, there's the issue of the amount of condoms. I've wondered about it for a long time. Is a 12-pack too desperate? Does it signify overachievement? Then again, the 5-pack seems a little condescending. Like you've got valid reasons to lower expectations. And just 1 condom? Don't get me started.
Sure, choice and variety are liberating. But is it worth the angst?
Options For Run-Ins:
※ Underground
※ Library
※ Anywhere Else
[ ooc: No, Hei hasn't lost his mind. However the senseless post has a coded message for Pai. ((Earday Arflowerstay, odecay Green Yellow Blue. Outway of ellcay. Imway OK. at st 151. In other words: Dear Starflower, code Green Yellow Blue (re: All Clear). Out of cell. I'm OK. At street 151.)) Blue highlights not ic, but can be if you'd like to go that route for funsies! Replies will be anonymous and untraceable! also, backtagging will be mighty, since I am a slow hiatusaurus<3 ]
Has anyone ever wondered about the ridiculous choices available in condoms? Or what they mean?
If you buy ribbed condoms, exactly who is that for? And what does it say to your partner? Those bumps are so small, you can hardly feel them with your fingertips. I doubt someone's orifices will notice the difference. What, then, is the subtext? That your junk lacks the requisites they find satisfying? 'So, I got ribbed condoms because my dick lacks flair. Or maybe flare.'
That doesn't bode well.
And what's with the coloured ones? Those in green -- do they make you fantasize about comic book heroes? Or does the idea of a green schlong make you think of gangrene and that they'll probably have to amputate? The yellow ones. Hepatic dysfunction comes to mind. I have no idea what to say about the blue numbers, except I doubt anyone's enjoying it. Tissue hypoxia does it for no-one. The reds just make me think of elongated clown noses. Those are creepy enough on a clown. You don't need them between anyone's legs. And black. I wish I knew what to say about black. Once you roll them on, they don't exactly look black. More like a dull grey, which reminds me of zombies. If you ride too hard, will it fall off?
Then there's the brandnames. Durex has an intimidating 'dure' message that says: you'd better go for hours and like it. Trojans disturb me for several reasons. No one enjoys the 'Trojan Horse' implications. Hung like a horse might be a compliment, but fatal surprises aren't. Lifestyle makes you think of underhanded marketing strategies. All I feel for them is postmodern despair. Bravo seems like you're congratulating someone before the show's even started. In most of Asia, the popular brand is OK, which is equally anti-climactic. I guess it's just OK for them.
Lastly, there's the issue of the amount of condoms. I've wondered about it for a long time. Is a 12-pack too desperate? Does it signify overachievement? Then again, the 5-pack seems a little condescending. Like you've got valid reasons to lower expectations. And just 1 condom? Don't get me started.
Sure, choice and variety are liberating. But is it worth the angst?
Options For Run-Ins:
※ Underground
※ Library
※ Anywhere Else
[ ooc: No, Hei hasn't lost his mind. However the senseless post has a coded message for Pai. ((Earday Arflowerstay, odecay Green Yellow Blue. Outway of ellcay. Imway OK. at st 151. In other words: Dear Starflower, code Green Yellow Blue (re: All Clear). Out of cell. I'm OK. At street 151.)) Blue highlights not ic, but can be if you'd like to go that route for funsies! Replies will be anonymous and untraceable! also, backtagging will be mighty, since I am a slow hiatusaurus<3 ]
Action;
Korra spoke to me of dating. And I looked them up.
[It's all you Hei. Only you. As a Doll, she's incapable of being interested in them, and this remains only a mild curiosity. She wouldn't suffer any despair at being told no.]
Action;
[ Except Huang would be having conniptions right now. Because when Hei ducks his head, he is blushing. A genuine blush, not the blood-rushes he conjures up on 'Li's face, by imagining something upsetting or absurd. For a moment his brain stalls, trying to fit Yin's words into a logical pattern. When he speaks, at length, he looks a little self-conscious, like even BK201 has to pick his questions carefully. ]
Any particular reason why?
[ Curiosity? Research for her mental repertoire of What Other People Do? Or has she developed an interest -- (a crush?) -- on someone? (The last option seems impossible. Then again, Hei and Yin are two people who've been turning impossibilities into truths, simply by existing.) ]
Re: Action;
To see what dating is. Why it's done.
[And now that she knows, she is trying to understand the line of what is and isn't. Apparently this is not? As for crushing, if Hei would only ask so she could shock him again.]
Action;
[ He wishes he could tell her, how little value dating holds, in their world. It's the same superficiality, the same games of push-me, pull-you, that Hei employs when manipulating marks. Wielding sweetness with absolutely no hesitation to use it -- the metallic tinkle of daggers can sound so much like the clink of champagne flutes, courtship can blur so seamlessly into conjuration. What's the difference really? They're all about lies wrapped in lies, all pretty words and smiles to achieve an end. ]
[ Eventually, quietly, ]
It's just a game, Yin. Like most other games people play. For an idea of companionship, or bored thrills. Or to meet a standard set by society. [ A beat, before he shrugs, the blush fading into a flat weariness. ] Usually it's a waste of time.
[ Then again, Hei's views are pretty jaundiced by the life he's led. ]
Action;
[In a low voice she speaks.]
Korra said she was dating. She is being played with?
[Yep. Yin is asking about how another is being treated. Yin is showing curiosity beyond just wanting to spy on Korra. It's gone far beyond that.]
Action;
[ Coasting. ]
[ He wants to explain that -- to Yin? To Korra? He isn't sure. As it is, he's blindsided by Yin's behavior. Why is she so interested in Korra's welfare? Why does this concern her, even peripherally? Something in the foggy recesses of Hei's mind whispers: Because she's not an ordinary Doll. She never was. He tries to shake it off. His pulse, crackling with numb disbelief, seems to stir the air around him. But when he speaks, his voice is firm. ]
I'm sure Korra can take care of herself.
[ Even as he says this, he tastes a lie in his mouth. Why? Because it feels strangely inappropriate, mentioning Korra to Yin? Because he's a toxic element that'd eat through Korra's innocence, before she even realized it? He isn't sure. Instead he sucks his lower-lip beneath his teeth, catches up a slim coffee spoon on the table, and ties it into a neat bow, without seeming effort. ]
Action;
[Whatever it is, at Hei's words, Yin looks down at the table. She can take care of herself.]
She's not playing.
[Maybe it's when Hei mangles the spoon, or the fact Korra's situation matters enough to warrant commentary, but Yin looks back up at Hei, her expression barely picking up a tinge of confusion. The spoon, especially, had nothing to do with this. Something is off. This would normally be where she starts spying on him again, but his order not to still stands. Now Yin is at war with herself once more.]
Action;
[ It makes him sad. Well. As sad as Hei can get anyway. ]
[ When Yin says, She's not playing, Hei frowns. He still doesn't get why she's so invested in Korra's welfare. Maybe it's a sign of growth? Of the stagnant parts of her bubbling awake, despite her programming? He isn't sure. But he senses a rebuke will destroy it. He wants to tell her what's going on between him and Korra. But he also wants -- isn't this strange? -- to be able to split himself in four, so that one Hei can devote himself utterly to Pai, the second Hei can go on mourning alone for Amber, while the third can do whatever he wants with Korra, and the last... the last can be with Yin. Who, disorienting yet inevitable to realize, is one of the brightest fixtures in his mind. A little piece of him will always belong with her. ]
[ So odd. Odd, like getting clobbered with a church organ. ]
[ Aloud, he says, ]
It'll be a learning experience for Korra, then. [ Gathering the box of pastries, he straightens. Extends a hand, for Yin to take, but also to signal an end to the conversation. His head is buzzing with too much extraneous and internal info to digest. ]
Action;
[Again, she offers him the rose from earlier, her free hand listlessly lifting the confection.]
Action;
[ The other half, he slips almost delicately between Yin's lips. City Dead don't eat, but the candy is barely a mouthful. He tries not to think about the impulsive presumption of the gesture -- or the intimacy of it. Just clasps Yin's hand tighter in his, and begins to guide her home. ]
Action; sorry it's so short ;;