eight ✚ inquisition

[affectioning]

[ Scott has an important question to ask the network today. He's just going to turn the feed on. Look at his face. ]

Are there really six Star Wars films?

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[studmuffin]

I am so disappointed in you.

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[affectioning]

No. You love me. I watched all the Star Treks.

[mamanurse]

Yes. Yes there are. Even I know that.

[affectioning]

That's a lot of films to marathon.

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[brobeforehos]

Did you break Stiles' heart?

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[affectioning]

That, or I embarrassed him. I told him, I'd watch them. But, there are six.

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[studmuffin]

Mavis, c'mere and hold me.

[lefthandedgenius]

Technically seven films, ten television series, and one really horrible holiday special.

I mean c'mon, even I know that.

[affectioning]

A holiday special?

[mamanurse]

You're to young to remember the holiday special.

[phonetical]

A what wars film?

[affectioning]

Star. There are six of them. My best friend Stiles can't believe I've never watched them. He wants a marathon. But there are six.

[anunluckypenny]

Is that the one with the guys in the robes or the one with the guys with the bumpy foreheads?

[affectioning]

I don't know. You're coming to the marathon, too.

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[had_not_lived]

I really don't understand why everyone is so obsessed with these films.

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[affectioning]

Neither do I but I've never seen them.

[saturniapavonia]

Half of them are good.

[affectioning]

Which half?

[her_waterloo]

Are you excited or worried?

[ There's something about him that's familiar... ]

[affectioning]

[ If only he could remember you! ]

I don't know. My friend Stiles insists we marathon them. He swears they're great but we don't always have the same taste. Have you seen them?

[deadmanbusiness]

It depends on who you ask. My co-worker Trever - the science fiction fan - reluctantly admits that the prequels exist, but will sometimes put his fingers in his ears and hum loudly if you ask him what you think about them. And if you really ask him, he say that there's also the animated Clone Wars movie, which would make it seven. But apparently everyone forgets about it.

And then of course there's the fact that there are three more movies coming out at some point in the future.

[Pause.]

Oh father help me, I actually remembered this shit. Can I just go kill myself now?

[Says the guy named after a Lord of the Rings character.]

[affectioning]

There are three more coming out? He's going to make me watch every one the nights they come out.

[ Huh. He better like these others.

He laughs at that, shrugging. ]

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[hischair]

Now you have to explain what they're about.

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[affectioning]

I don't know what they're about. Ask Stiles. He keeps trying to get me to watch them. We're going to have a movie night. Want to be invited?

[spaghettiokay]

Yes...?

Don't tell me you've only seen the last three.

[affectioning]

I haven't seen any. Is it really that weird?

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[logistical]

Why are there so many?

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[affectioning]

Apparently, three films were written. And then George Lucas decided to make prequels. So, money, probably. That wanted to make more money.

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[mapmaker]

What's Star Wars?

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[affectioning]

They're movies.

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[velveteenwolf]

[With smokes, alcohol and pants acquired, Peter's taking to perusing the network.]

Don't be stupid. There are three movies, they just start with number four. That's almost as bad as counting Caravan of Courage.

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[affectioning]

[ He appreciates the pants. ]

I've never seen that, either. Everyone hates the - wait, I thought the last three made were horrible.

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[bettercallit]

Depends if you count the last three or not. Some people choose to ignore 'em.

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[affectioning]

I think everyone chooses to ignore them.