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[ Melissa is not in her scrubs this time, but her civvies, and she’s smirking quietly to herself. The memory of Scott closing the door in his father’s face is one that she’ll treasure for a very long time. ]

Hello? Scott McCall and I are back again. I think we just took a year off the poor worker’s life, the guy doing the drywall in the clinic? Yeah, not pretty. I’ve never seen a saw bounce before. Hope I never see it again.

[ And, sure enough, there’s a very loud buzzing just off camera. Apparently the worker heard that. Oops.

Into the feed, a wild Scott McCall appears! Just his head, anyway, leaning down into it beside his mother’s. ]

But, he’s fine, he’s fine! [ He looks off screen.. ] Nobody was injured. [ He looks back. ] Sorry to anybody if we had plans. But, we’re back now and we’re not planning on going anywhere. [ Unless everyone else gets out with them.

Melissa pokes her head back into frame again.]

Oh! And Lydia? Tell me you fed the cat? I mean...how long have we been gone, after all? Ziggy wasn’t too much of problem, was he?

[ Scott is about to say something else, but he notices something offscreen. ] No way. [ And he slides out of frame leaving Melissa to take the reins. Offscreen… ] Cool.

...Okay. Just a note to say we’re back. Stiles, Isaac, Derek? Are you all okay?

[ And Scott is back. ]

You’re still here, right? [ Scott brings it closer, fiddling and then soon, the feed is private! ]

derek ]

Thanks. [ To his mom. To the device... ] I think I’m all caught up. Sorry if you came by Monday night. The City thought we didn’t need to talk. But, we still should.

isaac ]
We will hang out this weekend.

[ Fiddling with it again, Scott adjusts to make the feed public once more ]

public ]

So, that’s what leaving is like. We had no clue we were here. And then we were just… back. If anybody needs us, we’ll be back at the apartment in a couple of minutes. Angela, I’ll be in to work tomorrow. [ A beat before he adds ] Has anybody heard from Wally?

[ ooc: Replies will be coming from both Scott and Melissa! ]

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[ Tactile friends are real friends. ]

That scared you're going to lose? [ He smirks. ] I'd never bail on you.

You know what I mean.

[ Punching him in the arm. ]

I do.

[ He rubs where Stiles punched him. ] You sure you're not the werewolf in this friendship?

Yeah, Derek totally bit me while you were gone.

[ No. ]

Without asking me first? [ If anybody's going to bite his best friend, it's Scott. ] What if I wanted to do the honors?

[ Flipping him off with a laugh. ]

Sorry bro, you snooze you lose.

[ Totally missed the point of what he just implied, Stiles. ]

If anybody's biting you, it'll be me. If you ever decided you wanted the bite. [ Not that he'd give him the bite or encourage him to get it. But, now he's just trying to get him to see what he means. ]

But only an a --.

[ Scott can probably see the moment where Stiles' brain kicks into gear and all the gears start. He moves, hands curling against Scott's arm. ]

No way. No way.

[ Hard not to smile, grin even as he gets to have this moment with his best friend... again. ]

Way. [ Making it clear, though ] I didn't kill anyone. I'm a true alpha. [ How hokey does that sound. ] There are some wolves that through sheer force of will and strength of character... they become alphas. And I did. I even broke through a circle of mountain ash.

Do the thing!

[ Waving at his eyes. ] Do it, oh my god this is so cool.

[ This is the best reaction! ]

You think? [ It is pretty damn cool, isn't it? Watch his eyes turn red! WATCH! ]

[ He half wants to scream and dance in a circle or something. Like a teenage girl. ]

Oh my god, True Alpha. That's the best.

But, I'm not biting you. [ And you don't need it. He likes you just the way you are! ]

Awh, it could have been third time lucky. I said no to Peter, I said no to Derek, you could have broken the cycle.

[ HE'S SO EXCITED. ]

And your werewolf virginity. [ Always talking about Stiles virginal self. ] Hey, maybe you'd become something cooler. The bite affects everyone differently.

Maybe I should sell my virginity on craigslist. I read about a girl who did that once.

[ HE'D GET MONEY TO NOT HAVE SEX, JUST WATCH. ] I'm not letting you bite me to test whether or not I'd be a lizard.

I think it was her dad who did it. And she was a lesbian.

[ PLEASE TO NOT BE AUCTIONING OFF YOUR LESBIAN DAUGHTER'S FAKE VIRGINITY. HAHAHA ] It wouldn't be a test. If it came down to it and I had to - I'm just curious.

[ Woe. ]

What do you think I'd be?

Not a lizard. Or a banshee. Oh. Lydia's a banshee. [ Maybe they didn't have this yet. ] What else is out there. Maybe a vampire?

Lydia told me.

[ Pause. ] A werewolf bite couldn't make me a vampire, dude.

Who knows what it could make you. Maybe it'll make you a leprechaun.

[ Pointing at him. ]

No.

Then you come up with something.

I can't believe I blink and you're an alpha.

[ SO WEIRD. ]

You didn't blink. It's been a month. [ From when he thinks Stiles is from. ]

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