poly_chromatic | 018

Yeah. I was really different then. Anyway, so this is your flat?

[Wanders around.]

Let's see, I've seen the kitchen, your room, the hall, the living room...what am I missing?

How different?

[She is curious and watching him from her position.]

Closets, loo.

Loo! Yes! I need to wash my hands. Dunno if anything in your room or kitchen was even clean.

[Leaves before she can open her mouth.]

[Shouts at him from the couch.]

Oi! It's clean enough.

[His voice is coming from inside.]

Clean?

[Sticks his head out.]

Clean? Rose, you have a ring in your bathtub, towels on the floor, and you hamper is overflowing with clothes.

[Goes back in.]

And they smell too!

What do you expect? It ain't like I've got a maid or time.

[She's glaring at him from the couch.]

Oi! Get out of there! You know I'm only gonna have to get you back after this, yeah?

[Sticks his head out again.]

What? What am I doing wrong?

How did washing your hands turn into smelling my used clothes?

Wellll, you know I can't resist a big red button, right? Same difference.

[Emerges, wiping his hands before tossing the towel back in.]

You should tidy up whenever you bring guests over.