(no subject)

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Do diamonds always say marry me?

Can't they just say something like, I don't expect you to fuck me because of this diamond, I really fucking respect you, and I think you're worth a rock that's about a fucking million karats but this one is 24, so will it do?

I mean I don't even know who she is, so I took a photo: anyone got her name?


[ooc: uhhhh so Mr. Pink is in love, everyone run for cover]

Comments

» video

[thenormalsquint]

[Slowly, but ever so surely, the horror sets in.]

..did you just take a picture of me without my permission?

» video

[pinkeffinprofessional]

There you are!

I thought it was less creepy than accosting you on the street.

[Pink, no.]

» video

[thenormalsquint]

Less creepy? If that's less creepy than anything else, I'm afraid to see what you think is creepy.

Take it down.

» video

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's not a bad picture!

But okay, fine. I'll take it down.

» video

[thenormalsquint]

Your opinion is noted and ignored.

[Pink, you're weirding her out, man.]

And no, they can't say that and no, it won't do.

» audio

[whitetwoguns]

[Oh shit it's Angela.]

Angie. Angie. This here is Pink. He's [a real weasel but don't they deserve happiness???] a fella I know.

[Possibly in too deep.]

He makes a mean pasta.

» audio

[thenormalsquint]

Pasta or no, this guy's weird. He's actually scary.

» audio

[whitetwoguns]

Believe you me, he won't do no harm.

Pretty sure he's cursed... I mean, I think you're great but I don't think he'd come up out of the blue since he dunno you.

Video

[trenchknives]

[Maybe it's because he's interested in Angela, too, and not because he's cursed, but he feels compelled to reply.]

This is kinda... I mean, I dunno if that's gonna impress her so much as make her think you're kinda creepy.

Video

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Thanks, kid, you're a bright fucking light.

Re: Video

[trenchknives]

I ain't tryin' to be rude. Just seems like you might, y'know, be affected by this curse that's goin' around.

Video

[pinkeffinprofessional]

......really?

Re: Video

[trenchknives]

That'd be my best guess, yeah.

[If that was sarcasm, he missed it.]

Private;

[whitetwoguns]

Jimmy.

Can I get a favor? Don't bust his balls. Let gravity happen.

Re: Private;

[trenchknives]

Yeah? Why's that? I ain't bustin' his balls so much as givin' him alcohol to distract him, anyway.

Private;

[whitetwoguns]

I think that Pink's game is rusty. He does like women, from as far as I can tell it hasn't been awhile. It'll sort itself out. Angie is a tough lady. Don't worry none. Real nice of you though. That's why I like you. We're about the same type.

Re: Private;

[trenchknives]

Well, y'know, it's...

[Aw shit. How does he explain this without sounding like a total jerk himself?]

He's got the same face as, uh... the guy that helped raise me. 'n I'm kinda interested in Angela myself. Just feels kinda strange, y'know, to see that.

[whitetwoguns]

Well, son of a bitch.

Y'don't fucking know who that is?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I've never seen her before.

[whitetwoguns]

You're kidding right? That's Angela.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I swear I didn't have a clue.

video »

[medicos]

[ a low whistle.

damn, boy, what is your luck. ]

video »

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Is that your only opinion? I saw your boss and the scary lady who owns the garage earlier.

video »

[medicos]

Don't remind me.

[ he still has a headache. ]

-- Scary lady?

video »

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shit, have you seen her? Who the fuck fixes cars wearing six inch heels and doesn't get a spot of grease on them? Or have you listened to her talk? I guess today doesn't count.