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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Do diamonds always say marry me?

Can't they just say something like, I don't expect you to fuck me because of this diamond, I really fucking respect you, and I think you're worth a rock that's about a fucking million karats but this one is 24, so will it do?

I mean I don't even know who she is, so I took a photo: anyone got her name?


[ooc: uhhhh so Mr. Pink is in love, everyone run for cover]

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[thenormalsquint]

[Slowly, but ever so surely, the horror sets in.]

..did you just take a picture of me without my permission?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

There you are!

I thought it was less creepy than accosting you on the street.

[Pink, no.]

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[thenormalsquint]

Less creepy? If that's less creepy than anything else, I'm afraid to see what you think is creepy.

Take it down.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's not a bad picture!

But okay, fine. I'll take it down.

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[thenormalsquint]

Your opinion is noted and ignored.

[Pink, you're weirding her out, man.]

And no, they can't say that and no, it won't do.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Look the man's idea of romance is putting the money in an envelope before he hands it over, okay?]

Two?

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[thenormalsquint]

[Sorry. She can't date anyone who doesn't tip.]

No.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Okay look I'm just saying I fucking love you, all right?

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[thenormalsquint]

You can't. You don't even know me.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Doesn't matter. It's true fucking love. Say Anything kind of shit.

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[thenormalsquint]

It sure as hell matters and I get to have some say in who loves me or not. You don't get to. You're acting like a stalker too. Not at all romantic.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

A: you have say in who you love, not the other way around, unless you're one of those people who can control emotions, and

B: acting like a stalker would involve finding out where you live and where you work. I'm just looking for a name.

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[thenormalsquint]

A: In this instance, bullshit.

B: You won't even get that, creeper.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

How is that bullshit? That doesn't even make fucking sense!

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[thenormalsquint]

Right, like I'm going to listen to a man who snuck a picture of me without my permission and then offered me diamonds to love him about what makes sense.

[A pause.]

Are you stoned?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

I feel high on something.

[Love, baby. He is high on love.]

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[thenormalsquint]

I'm done. I'm getting a bodyguard and a pit bull.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Come on, I'm not going near you!

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[thenormalsquint]

You say that now, but I'm pretty sure you're lying. Then next thing I know, I see you at the gym, at the grocery store, at the library...

And then the next thing you know, I'm making sure you never walk straight again.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm harmless. You can ask Mr. Orange. That asshole will verify. And he's a cop so he's one of the good guys, I'm told.

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[thenormalsquint]

I'd rather not, thanks. And if he's a cop, maybe he can help me take out a restraining order against you.

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[trenchknives]

[Maybe it's because he's interested in Angela, too, and not because he's cursed, but he feels compelled to reply.]

This is kinda... I mean, I dunno if that's gonna impress her so much as make her think you're kinda creepy.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Thanks, kid, you're a bright fucking light.

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[trenchknives]

I ain't tryin' to be rude. Just seems like you might, y'know, be affected by this curse that's goin' around.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

......really?