160 DIAGNOSIS

[vicodincrutch]

How does this sound:

"Your screwed, small and judgmental stare is not a sight I am new to. And I have been ridiculed with more efficiency by far. Irregardless, I would be content to have to deal with your demeanor in sickness iIf you are sick, how convenient, it would not be for long) or in health."

I'm not going to bother filtering it, Harry because you knew this was coming. Deal with it.

[ooc; House ready to make the biggest mistake of his life. Thx Stupid Cupid Curse. You're the best.]

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[intheblanks]

...Vows?

[vicodincrutch]

No. It's a laundry list.

video;

[sleepingstar]

What is that?

video;

[vicodincrutch]

The famous last words of Winston Churchill.

video;

[sleepingstar]

No it's not. [Small child is not impressed with you.]

video;

[vicodincrutch]

In your world maybe.

[No. It's not. In this or likely any world. Help.]

video;

[sleepingstar]

[UNIMPRESSED STARE]

[valedictory]

Kind of ruining the surprise, aren't you?

[vicodincrutch]

That sounds like a challenge.

[valedictory]

And that sounds like a threat. I hope it's not an empty one.

[vicodincrutch]

That means that I'll need to get you more than the cracker jack ring. You said you were a cheap date.

[chakotay]

...Harry?

[ please tell him this isn't the harry he knows or that it's a curse. ]

May I ask when this happened?

[vicodincrutch]

The chemicals in my brain had a positive reaction, the same ones that happened in his brain. Also we decided to make a legal merger.

I think it was around lunch. It seems like it was yesterday.

[chakotay]

Don't you think that's a little fast?

[vicodincrutch]

Are you trying to imply that I have no sense of time and don't think?

[chakotay]

Not at all. [ actually, he's suggesting neither of you are thinking straight and this might be a good time to stop and do just that. ] I'm saying this not be the best time to consider something so personal. Things like this take time to work out. Jumping all in might not be for the best.

[vicodincrutch]

Huh.

And to think I would have had to pay big, big bucks for a head shrink session. Thanks! Gosh! My world is changed!

[...it's not... :(]

[chakotay]

[ lineface. he's starting to think this man needs that therapy session, but he's no counselor and couldn't order it here even if he was. ]

As long as you and Harry know what you're doing.

[ he has a feeling someone is going to be hiding after this. ]

[vicodincrutch]

Actually we both are absolutely unaware of our own actions. I'm not even lucid. I don't even know my own name or who Harry is.

[You know, he would benefit from therapy if he actually tried to take it seriously. That's a mighty big if.]

[chakotay]

[ oh he knows what this is, but he's not going to give this man the satisfaction of getting a rise out of him. ]

Then maybe you should get that straightened out first.

[vicodincrutch]

[That won't keep House from trying. Ever.]

I'm operating on impulse alone. Maybe I have a symbiotic inclination. He must be good at cleaning or cooking.

[chakotay]

Maybe you should see a doctor.

[vicodincrutch]

Would you mind holding the mirror for me?

[chakotay]

I'm not the doctor.

[ that'd be a no. ]