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[fe_male]

[ Somebody looks thoroughly unimpressed. Also he's bleeding a little bit, but it's not as though either of these facial statuses is particularly uncommon to see on him. ]

Well this place looks mind-bendingly familiar. Or numbingly - it's hard to tell sometimes - they both wind up leaving you talking to inanimate objects after a while. Just easier that way.

I was actually kind of in the middle of some things though - I mean, I enjoy the break, don't get me wrong, totally grateful and whatever, but a little busy. Saving the world, saving my ass, kicking other people's instead - lots of stuff to do on that To-Do List. Appreciate it if that could be a thing I got back to, regardless of whatever Narnian equivalent passes for time around here, yadda yadda, yeah I remember. [ Ugh. s e r i o u s l y, like. how does this happen to him m u l t i p l e times ]

Anyway. Been a while though. Somebody give me a roll-call. Heads up, seven up - don't be shy about it.

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[asofwar]

[Oh, good. They were in need of a rent payer again.]

The courteous thing to do would be to give your name first.

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[fe_male]

I've never been accused of that particular adjective before.

TOO BAD SHE CAN'T PLAY SHOOT TO THRILL

[vdova]

Saving the world? Again? I thought you were taking a vacation. [ Mister Stark. Miss me? ]

IT IS A DIFFICULT AND ARDUOUS LIFE THEY LEAD

[fe_male]

Funny thing is, so did I. They've all been heading in the Scooby-Doo direction lately. Know any good travel coordinators?

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[coldchaos]

Life has a way of spoiling one's plans, does it not?

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[fe_male]

[ you ]

Life and some other four letter l-words. Too many gods in the kitchen here for you?

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[hexuality]

Mr Stark.

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[fe_male]

[ you should be proud he actually remembers who you are

he's more or less trained to remember the names of redheads by this point anyway. pavlovian. ]

Ms. Weasley. Get your citizenship swapped out or do you just like the weather here?

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[affectioning]

[ Tony. Stark. ]

You were here before? And you remember?

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[fe_male]

Vaguely. There's a lot that's happened between now and then.

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[hischair]

Not one for the roll-call committee, just letting you know that saving the world left you with a little something on your face there.

[ Tapping it on his own head, Bloody McDripper. ]

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[fe_male]

Gee. [ you're so helpful ] Couldn't find my stylist, got a little impatient. You know how it is.

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[doeswhathewants]

Oh! We only need Hulk and Captain Marvel- possibly Spiderman- for an Avengers Bingo.

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[fe_male]

[ who are you even talking about ] As long as I get to be in the middle.

[punchedhitler]

Welcome...back. Again.

[fe_male]

I'd say I was glad to be back, but. You been here this whole time?

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[tangledintower]

Mr. Stark! You're back! Again!

[What is this, like the third time now or something? Ah well.]

Good to hear you remember how this place works, even if it does interrupt your world saving plans...

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[fe_male]

[ something like that, anyway ]

Interrupts, but at least it doesn't screw them over entirely. Cloud in every silver lining.

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[gratefultogetaway]

You are aware of the fact that your face is bleeding, right?

....wait. Why did nobody tell me you could leave this place, only to get sucked back in here?

[God, this city just gets more and more awful.]

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[fe_male]

I'm touched about how worried everybody seems to be about it. I mean, a damaged work of art is always cause for open grief, but even so.

[ /shrug ] Can't help you there. I don't really think it's a particular selling point, you know?

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[ladycroft]

[Have a Brit. She is also unimpressed, but not bleeding. At the moment.]

Another person who has been here before. Interesting.

As for being a'little busy'? I should think we all suffer from that annoying circumstance.

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[fe_male]

[ 1, 0; British lady ]

Some more than others, but yeah. City seems to like interesting people, and interesting people tend to attract business.

[missrosetyler]

Tony? Are you alright?

[fe_male]

Almost completely. How are you?

[valentineluke]

I've lost track of the reintroductions with you.

[fe_male]

My apologies to the phalangeally handicapped.

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[logistical]

You were here before, and you remember it?

[And look, there's a text attachment, directions to the hospital and to one Dr. McCoy.]

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[fe_male]

[ sry man he's been warned to stay away from your 'i'll heal you whether you like it or not' guy; thanks tho ]

Vaguely? Lots of stuff in between, several instances of minor head trauma, most of them not directly my fault.

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[recognize_an_opportunity]

How long were you gone from here from your perspective? I've been trying to determine whether there's any pattern to disappearances and reappearances, but so far, it's been... futile, at best.

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[fe_male]

About six months. What sort of data have you got? [ because even if it seems like bruce isn't here he's more than willing to bet his data is sitting somewhere in the CS servers. ]

[lefthandedgenius]

[A young redheaded woman peers into the device, leaning forward a bit and gnawing on her lip thoughtfully. Then,]

Why are you bleeding?

I only showed up here the other day and you're the first person I've seen come through injured. Did something go wrong with whatever transdimensional tech the City uses, or did you get roughed up before you got here?

[fe_male]

I was just fighting. Back home. [ Actually he has a gun and like, a solid 12% of a suit, he's just set them down somewhere and is wisely keeping them out of the shot. ] You should see the other guys. What's your name?

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[subecho]

...and now I wish to see the face of the one who gave the tinned man wounding.


[ did you bust some knee caps in, tony, did you, did you, you da best, mr. stark, sir. ]

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[fe_male]

[ well he busted some caps in some knees does that count ]

Well most of them are sort of perforated or hemorrhaging and they're all back home, but if you mean more the roundabout sort of head honcho, I still don't have a picture of him.

[ there's a moment to briefly wonder how deity vs deity actually works here, because that's not something he thought about before. there's got to be some sort of wonky crusade burgeoning in the books ] Doesn't a god keeping another god violate some sort of code? Or are those more like guidelines.

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[thenormalsquint]

Oh my god, Tony, what happened to you?

[Look, it's your biggest fan! Well, actually Dum-E's biggest fan but potato, potahto...]

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[fe_male]

[ yeah, tony has already met his biggest fan, and lo! his name was gary ]

Life. Evolution's throwback. Not a good look?

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[studmuffin]

[ omg. ]

Wow.

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[fe_male]

[ well finally

actually he doesn't have a response any better than giving this sensible young lad a very charming smile for his efforts

nothing aside from a pretty simple ] Hi.

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[bettercallit]

You'd love working for SHIELD with that attitude, vacations never work out.

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[fe_male]

[ don't crush his dreams of one day being able to vacation again ok man not cool ] Best when spontaneous anyway. Gets rid of that whole waiting thing - instant gratification is definitely the way to go.