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[phonetical]

[ANTI-KHAN FILTER]

Hi, I want to introduce myself. My name is Uhura. Apparently, I've been here before, but I have no memory of that, so I feel like it would be best to start from the ground up. I apologize if I have forgotten something important about you.

I do have a question for everybody: what languages do you know other than the one I'm speaking in now?


[PRIVATE | STARFLEET COMM FREQUENCY]

Lt. Uhura of the USS Enterprise, reporting in and hailing any and all Starfleet personnel. Please respond.


[ooc: She's already read most of the network and studied almost everybody since that is what she does. The Eye of Nyota is always watching. Or the ear. Whatever.]

Comments

starfleet frequency » audio

[phonetical]

I'm here in this place and still surprised. Don't underestimate things.

starfleet frequency » audio

[excelsiors]

Then I guess I won't mention the unicorns just yet.

starfleet frequency » audio

[phonetical]

Good things unicorns don't exist or I would be upset you're holding out on me.

[Ah, silly Uhura, but they do. Here, at least.]

starfleet frequency » audio

[excelsiors]

I'd never.

But you might want to do some fact-checking.

starfleet frequency » audio

[phonetical]

On what?

starfleet frequency » audio

[excelsiors]

The unicorns.

starfleet frequency » audio

[phonetical]

And that would be a waste of time because unicorns don't exist.

starfleet frequency » audio

[excelsiors]

I'm not joking.

Check the zoo.

starfleet frequency » audio

[phonetical]

[She's narrowing her eyes, but she never took Sulu for a liar. Why Uhura really will end up going to the zoo is beyond her.]

Only if you come with me. And maybe grab Chekov.

starfleet frequency » audio

[excelsiors]

Sure.

We're probably both going to want to see the look on your face. _{( his was pretty priceless too, truth be told. )}

starfleet frequency » audio

[phonetical]

You mean right before I find out you were yanking my leg?

starfleet frequency » audio

[excelsiors]

Yeah, right about then.

And since you're so sure that I am, want to make a bet on that?

starfleet frequency » audio

[phonetical]

I don't gamble.

[A moment because, what the hell. What else do they have to do around here?]

What are the stakes>?

starfleet frequency » audio

[excelsiors]

Of course not. None of us do.

But if we did, and I managed to show you a real unicorn, maybe you'd have to show the same thing to the Commander and make sure he believed they weren't aliens or illusions.

starfleet frequency » audio

[phonetical]

[She starts laughing because holy shit, what an impossible feat even for her.]

And if I didn't get him to believe me? What then?

starfleet frequency » audio

[excelsiors]

It's a dept. If you don't pay up, I guess Chekov and I'll have to repossess your house. Or something.

starfleet frequency » audio

[phonetical]

I'd like to see you two try.

[COME AT HER, BRO]

starfleet frequency » audio

[excelsiors]

You'd have to lose a lot, first. For us to get to that point.

starfleet frequency » audio

[phonetical]

Which, may I add, is never going to happen. I don't lose.

starfleet frequency » audio

[excelsiors]

Then you've got nothing to worry about.