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[ANTI-KHAN FILTER]

Hi, I want to introduce myself. My name is Uhura. Apparently, I've been here before, but I have no memory of that, so I feel like it would be best to start from the ground up. I apologize if I have forgotten something important about you.

I do have a question for everybody: what languages do you know other than the one I'm speaking in now?


[PRIVATE | STARFLEET COMM FREQUENCY]

Lt. Uhura of the USS Enterprise, reporting in and hailing any and all Starfleet personnel. Please respond.


[ooc: She's already read most of the network and studied almost everybody since that is what she does. The Eye of Nyota is always watching. Or the ear. Whatever.]

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In case of party, break glass?

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[brobeforehos]

I'm not sure what would be stashed behind the glass.

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French.

[Not like anybody speaks it anymore.]

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[brobeforehos]

Why French?

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[BECAUSE IT'S DEEEAAAAD.]

No reason in particular. [Gurl, you lie do well.] I just randomly picked it.

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[brobeforehos]

I'm a little confused, though - do we use French in case of parties, or do we break French in case of parties?

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[phonetical]

Use French in case of parties. People like it.

Don't break French. We like French.

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[brobeforehos]

But not the French, so much.

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Got something against them?

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[brobeforehos]

Not really, cultural stereotypes aside.

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Good. I heard they know how to party.

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Heard?

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[Could have been a slip of the tongue, but Uhura's far too smooth for that.]

I don't have any French friends to say for sure, but people talk, you know?