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poly_chromatic2013-08-11 01:06 pm
tangledintower) wrote in poly_chromatic2013-08-11 01:06 pm
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The 88th Song [Actiiiooon!]
[The place: The kitchen of the Hringhorni, the feared pirate ship captained by a bear.
The scene: Rapunzel, the ship's cook/treasure-catcher, is preparing lunch. Now, since they haven't been back to port in a while, and they sacrificed a good deal of their fish stock to both their captain and the kraken they recently encountered, there's not reaaaally a lot for her to work with.
But they've got supplies. Somewhere. So, she's digging through cabinets and chests, pulling out whatever she can find.]
Salt, check...flour, check...I could make a fresh batch of hard tack, but nobody likes that. Hm.
Maybe we have cabbage in here somewhere for sauerkraut...wish I didn't hate saurkraut...
[And so she continues to hunt and think about what to prepare. Mayhaps you wish to join her in the kitchen?]
[ooc: Open to all members ofthe best/worst pirate crew ever the Hringhorni's crew, as well as whoever else wants to join in. Because pirates. And cooking. Cooking Mama: Pirate Edition.]
The scene: Rapunzel, the ship's cook/treasure-catcher, is preparing lunch. Now, since they haven't been back to port in a while, and they sacrificed a good deal of their fish stock to both their captain and the kraken they recently encountered, there's not reaaaally a lot for her to work with.
But they've got supplies. Somewhere. So, she's digging through cabinets and chests, pulling out whatever she can find.]
Salt, check...flour, check...I could make a fresh batch of hard tack, but nobody likes that. Hm.
Maybe we have cabbage in here somewhere for sauerkraut...wish I didn't hate saurkraut...
[And so she continues to hunt and think about what to prepare. Mayhaps you wish to join her in the kitchen?]
[ooc: Open to all members of
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He finds himself milling about outside the kitchen, a book in hand. Stopping outside the doorway, he moves from one side to the other. Don't mind him, Rapunzel. Then he stops, looks up from his textbook. ]
There is urchin, is there not? Good afternoon, Rapunzel.
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[She gives Scott a winning smile, straightening up and brushing herself off.]
Good afternoon, Mr. Scott! What can I do for ya?
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[ Watch you cook. He's not the greatest cook out there. He admires it, so. And you. ]
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[She smiles, going back to cabinet hunting.]
You got a preference for lunch?
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[ He takes a seat on a nearby wooden chair. He sits back knees spread just watching, slouched down. ]
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[She sighs, squirming around in a cabinet. They have to have cabbages in here somewhere...]
If I can find cabbages, we may be stuck with sauerkraut again.
But if we have honey, I could do something special!
[HONEY CAKE BITCHES!]
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[ They have to! Squirm some more, though. Nice ass. I mean, what? ]
Honey is pleasing.
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[AH! There appears to be something far in the back of this particular cabinet! And so she goes further in, squirming all the way.]
Yes! I think I found cabbage! If its not too moldy or covered in maggots, I can do sauerkraut!
[An she squirms her way back out, hair a bit of a mess.]
Ta daah! Now, if I can find honey that hasn't been claimed by the captain, I can make honey cakes for later.
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[ A head tilt. Why the view is just getting better and better. He looks up at her face, however, when she emerges. ]
The captain can't partake in every jar of honey.
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[She smiles a little.]
But he's the captain! He can do as he pleases!
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YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE CRIME OF PIRACY AND TRESPASSING IN THE QUEEN'S WATERS! GO QUIETLY, CAPTAIN, AND YOU WILL NOT FACE MY WR--oh.
[She's not a bear.]
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No, she is not a bear. But she is now officially armed.]
What do ye' think you're doing, spouting off like that? You're gonna get yourself killed!!
[She doesn't want blood in her kitchen, or a dead body, neither.]
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Fear not, young miss! Are you being held prisoner?! Come, I will return you to your home.
[He reaches out for her, because surely such a pretty young woman wouldn't be a pirate.]
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I'm no prisoner! I'm the cook!
[Prooooobably not smart to mention that she's the treasure catcher either. So she won't.]
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Madam! Please! Do not succumb to hysteria. You are obviously delirious with relief that I have come to rescue you.
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Very well. Then I must put you under arrest.
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You can try.
[LOOK OUT HAIR WHIP.]
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UNHAND--er--UNHAIR ME, MADAM!
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The newest object of Thor's interest is a ladle he's taken to waving around as if the second coming of Mjolnir. ]
Kitchen wench! Be we making t'Captain's pie?
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If I Can find enough supplies, aye, I be makin' the Captain's pie. We're running low on things, though.
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That sounds terrible.
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Aye. I'm no fan of cabbage myself, but if it's all we have, then...well, we're stuck.
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...the problem is the Captain is very fond of fish. And he...sort of gets first call on fish.