8. ♙ video | desert city

[awkwards]

This is the shittiest curse ever. If I wanted to be surrounded by sand I'd go to the beach, yeah?

[ sand in your pants is just not cool. ]

Has this ever happened before?

[ FILTERED TO SIMON BELLAMY AND NATHAN YOUNG ]

Where the fuck are you?

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[awkwards]

I don't appreciate being thrown into some weird place with a shit load of sand. Every other curse has let me stay in my flat.

[errandry]

So you got lucky with those. 'Least this kind doesn't come around a whole lot.

[awkwards]

Have you experienced something like this before?

[errandry]

... Last time it was Las Vegas. The whole place shifted for that, too, though.

[awkwards]

But nothing with a shit load of sand?

[ oh, vegas. her heart skips at that. ]

I honestly would prefer Vegas right now.

[errandry]

Nothing. Maybe they ran out of new ideas.

[awkwards]

Don't these deities think leaving us alone is a good idea? These guys are fucked up.

[errandry]

Wouldn't want us forgetting they exist, I guess.

[awkwards]

Send us a box of fucking chocolates for Valentine's Day. There, I didn't forget them.

This is extreme for making us remember they're around.

[errandry]

They dragged everybody to their dimension 'cause they were fucking bored with a bunch of bright ideas, right? Extreme's pretty relative.

[awkwards]

But changing the place we live? Doesn't really meet their usual curse standards, yeah? Something weird has to be going on.