8. ♙ video | desert city

[awkwards]

This is the shittiest curse ever. If I wanted to be surrounded by sand I'd go to the beach, yeah?

[ sand in your pants is just not cool. ]

Has this ever happened before?

[ FILTERED TO SIMON BELLAMY AND NATHAN YOUNG ]

Where the fuck are you?

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[awkwards]

[ she laughs. ] It's the city. If we ever have Internet access, maybe you should Wiki it.

It's nice, yeah? Kind of bright. Not really a fan of Elvis, but I enjoyed it.

[dudeimbatman]

[There's a pause and a face. It's debatable whether Dean knows what wiki is. No really, it is. He doesn't know myspace in canon soooooo] Yeah, I'll do that.

[he chuckles a little.] Yeah, 70's Elvis looks like a douche. You do any gambling?

[awkwards]

[ sam is the computer smart winchester. dean can't have all the looks and brains. ]

No. Kind of just wanted to see it, you know? Besides, Nathan did all the gambling. He was trying to empty the casinos of their cash.

[dudeimbatman]

[Such an excellent and valid point as far as Dean is concerned.]

I played some poker, black jack that sort of thing. I don't get the little machines.

[awkwards]

Trust me, neither do I. Nathan thought he was so smart, he tried all the games with the dice because of what he could do. He's such an idiot. I doubt even one of those guides to how to gamble could help him.

[dudeimbatman]

[Well that gets a chuckle out of him.] Moving things with his mind?

[awkwards]

More like illusion shit, I guess. He could make the dice appear how he wanted them to. It would probably work if he knew how many spots were on a them.

[dudeimbatman]

[Now Dean is just going to laugh out loud. He can't help it.]

Damn, he really is a dumbass isn't he?

[awkwards]

You've met him, yeah? Not really all that bright but - [ sigh. ] - I've got to hand it to him. He's got some good ideas; shit execution.

[dudeimbatman]

Yeah, I know him. I arrested him once when he first got here for scarring a little kid.

[awkwards]

You do know he scars everyone, right?

[ ... ] I didn't know this place had cops. Have you tried arresting the deities for shitty curses?

[dudeimbatman]

Yup. Tazed the shit out of one and threw him in a cell once. He stayed for a few weeks and then broke out.