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For the most part, if this essence thing is spot on, those people who've been sick during the better part of last week should've been put to right already. If you're *still* sick and you don't know why, then I suggest stopping by the hospital so someone can take a good look at you. Chances are, you've got your own separate problems to deal with. Tough luck, but I suspect that's what we doctors are here for.

[ simultaneously helpful and sassy, can u not bones. ]

Those who *were* sick but *are* fine now can contact Doctor House, if you haven't already, here and tell him about the symptoms you've experienced just so we know what to watch out for in case this happens again. Completely mandatory. The stickers are just a bonus.

If you're lucky, maybe there'll be candies, too, but you didn't hear that from me.

[ he's lying. no one is lucky and there are no candies. ]

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I take it everyone's alive and accounted for. Speak up if you're feeling off, so I don't have to hunt you down myself.

And Jim? Don't look for your slippers. They're not there.

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[ oh, sweetie, not to a doctor. ]

That's why people like me do our jobs, darling. So you can live and enjoy your life a little longer.

And have more time to listen to your bullshit about why you can't live a life too? You're really like my best friend at home. If I let her, she wouldn't leave the lab to even eat.

Lab? She a scientist?

Yeah. Forensic anthropologist. We work at the same place so I know exactly how much time she spends running herself ragged.

She's dedicated.

Yes, but she's also a workaholic.

[Who works because it's easier to do that than deal with her personal issues, but it's not Angela's place to say that.]

I keep telling her sometimes, that work [dead men] can hold off for just one weekend. And when she doesn't listen, I get physical.

[ this bones and the other bones are really going to hit it off. at least at the beginning - she may end up looking too logical for bones later on. ]

Right. You sound like Jim just now. I can't count how many times he's dragged me out of my office to get me to relax.

Great minds think alike.

[He shouldn't have said that. Now she's going to go to Jim and see if they can team up for Operation Bones' Relaxation.]

Don't you think he has a valid reason?

Sure, but you don't know, Jim. Biggest hypocrite I know. [ and yet, he says it so fondly. ] If they had built him a ready room in that ship, he wouldn't ever leave his shift. He'd live on that bridge of the rest of his life if he could.

[She can hear the fondness. It's that type of affection only best friends of mega pain in the asses have.]

Yeah, but I'll get on Jim's case about not having fun soon enough. Let's go back to dealing with you. What would it actually take for you to take a break?

Peace and quiet, darling. S'all I ask.

[ boring man. ]

If you can knock back a drink or two with me, all the better.

How about this? You take one weekend off, away from all the excitement, and we'll drink everything under the sun together. I even offer not to complain to you when my liver up and revolts.

Darling, if your liver decides to do funny things, I'll fix you right up after that weekend's over.

[ in other words, yes. ]

I stay with Cameron. I'll add to her workpile as repayment for eating her food.

[A winner is her.]

Whatever you say, darling.

You call me when you're ready, then.

Will do, sweetie.

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