[Video]

[coldchaos]

Sif. I awake from a dream I believe to be a portent of Thor's condition.

We need speak. At your leisure, of course, I've no immediacy in curing the Odinson's condition.

[That might be a lie. And he might look a bit grayish rather than pale, a bit rumpled as though this message was more important than grooming himself.]

Comments

video;

[subecho]

...what... dream? I do not trust your - [ oh look, muted. ]

video;

[coldchaos]

Do not press my generosity in assisting.

video;

[subecho]

You go unasked.

[ But you just know he is. Curious. ]

What is it?

video;

[coldchaos]

Not yet.

Not until I have spoken to Sif. [Until then, he will enjoy your occasional silence.]

video;

[subecho]

There are prices I would not wish paid and things I would not wish done. Do you understand me?

video;

[coldchaos]

Perhaps this is why I condescend to aid you, knowing the means and method that save you are so dire you would need live the rest of your life with them. Knowing what was done to save you.

video;

[subecho]

[ Now you've done it, Loki, you've turned him invisible. ]

Loki.

[ No, wait. Back to normal. A smug normal. ]

Sif would not allow.

text

[butmyipod]

[ 'cause fuck video or audio, she lost her voice. ]

what r u doing dreamweaver

text

[coldchaos]

aiding the Thunderer

text

[butmyipod]

spill the deets i am worst than sick i am bored out of my mind

text

[coldchaos]

Only the boring are bored, mortal.

text

[butmyipod]

ur face is boring
xoxoxo

text

[coldchaos]

You are a strange creature.

text

[asofwar]

Agreed.

[text]

[hischair]

thor as in ACTUAL T H O R, the nice guy? he's ill too?

[text]

[coldchaos]

Thor as in the lumbering oafish blonde with the hammer.

[text]

[hischair]

you're one of his friends? i assume

[text]

[coldchaos]

I planned to kill him once or twice.

video; i am here now

[asofwar]

Speak.

Yey! Time to save Thor!

[coldchaos]

We must draw lightning in ritual to honor him, that will dispel this curse.

yay yay, said sif and loki never

[asofwar]

And you propose to do that, how?

LOL

[coldchaos]

I planned on putting you out on the beach in your armor during a thunderstorm.

[asofwar]

...or you could stick your fingers in the bread warmer.

[coldchaos]

All jest aside, Sif. This is what must be done and we must be of those who do it. But I am at a loss as to how- the mortals did use kites to draw lightning.

[asofwar]

There should not have been jest to begin with. I will find us a kite.